Here is the one thing I want to say today -
I have the most wonderfulestt bestest man ever - really.
To prove so - here - this is what he did for me today.......
He went to the corner 7-11 where EVERYONE knows us...The owner, the employees, the lady who drives the bug and cheats the system by drinking her coffee there and then refills it before she has even paid.
He went there today to pick me up a six pack of Smirnoff Ice and a box of tampons.
They all more than likely sent him off with regrets or maybe saying things like - Good luck man! Be strong! - But he went to the corner store to get these items for me AND what makes it so great - the fact that he volunteered.
I HAVE THE BESTEST GUY EVER!
I have the most wonderfulestt bestest man ever - really.
To prove so - here - this is what he did for me today.......
He went to the corner 7-11 where EVERYONE knows us...The owner, the employees, the lady who drives the bug and cheats the system by drinking her coffee there and then refills it before she has even paid.
He went there today to pick me up a six pack of Smirnoff Ice and a box of tampons.
They all more than likely sent him off with regrets or maybe saying things like - Good luck man! Be strong! - But he went to the corner store to get these items for me AND what makes it so great - the fact that he volunteered.
I HAVE THE BESTEST GUY EVER!

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And by barfday ... I really meant birthday.
I'm just a retard.