OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK - wow
This whole 'updated' layout just sent me for a loop. I know this is going to sound so idiotic but hey who cares, I just spent about 15 minutes trying to figure out how to put in my remarks - sometimes I really wonder how I function. Really.
Just a little assed - I mean added- bonus of superspazstardom - I found the best way ever tonight to aid in clearing of stuffiness that are reflective of sinus allergies, infections or just plain old party too hard the night before whatevers........OK....this is what you do - get a mouthwaste of your choice - I prefer Listerine - Cool Mint - and gargle...swish around for as long as you can handle it. When you think you just can not handle the burning sensation much longer, tilt your head back and give it a few more 'gargle, gargle, gargle (AHHGGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGGGGAAAAA)and then throw in a good strong one - AAAAAGGAGAGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR). This is what will do it if you are as lucky as I am or was...........this last powerful jolt of airshould send a few droplets exploding into the sky - now depending on your positioning - and the size of the droplet as well as the desending rate to head tilt ratio......one of those bad boys can land smack in the center of one nostril...of course the power of listerine can burn nose hairs instantly on entry so your arbitrary line of defense on foreign particals entering the sinus cavities is rendered useless....USELESS I tell ya!
Secondly - if you are as fortunate as I am to have the canyon I do for sinuses - well - there really is no word to describe the pain. WOW!
I will say this - after all the oh - what the...-OH MY GOD! - FUCK - AAAHHHHHHH- FUCK - UhUH UH UH UH UH - OUCH Ouch O O O O - OUCCCHHH! FUCK - OOOOOOO - AAAHH aHHAHHH aaaaHHH- AARRRRCCCCCCCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR cough cough cough - achoo achoo achoo achoo - AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU - fuck this - [eyes totally watering]..........- I do have to admit - sinuses were so clear AND things just smelt fresher!
This whole 'updated' layout just sent me for a loop. I know this is going to sound so idiotic but hey who cares, I just spent about 15 minutes trying to figure out how to put in my remarks - sometimes I really wonder how I function. Really.
Just a little assed - I mean added- bonus of superspazstardom - I found the best way ever tonight to aid in clearing of stuffiness that are reflective of sinus allergies, infections or just plain old party too hard the night before whatevers........OK....this is what you do - get a mouthwaste of your choice - I prefer Listerine - Cool Mint - and gargle...swish around for as long as you can handle it. When you think you just can not handle the burning sensation much longer, tilt your head back and give it a few more 'gargle, gargle, gargle (AHHGGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGGGGAAAAA)and then throw in a good strong one - AAAAAGGAGAGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR). This is what will do it if you are as lucky as I am or was...........this last powerful jolt of airshould send a few droplets exploding into the sky - now depending on your positioning - and the size of the droplet as well as the desending rate to head tilt ratio......one of those bad boys can land smack in the center of one nostril...of course the power of listerine can burn nose hairs instantly on entry so your arbitrary line of defense on foreign particals entering the sinus cavities is rendered useless....USELESS I tell ya!
Secondly - if you are as fortunate as I am to have the canyon I do for sinuses - well - there really is no word to describe the pain. WOW!
I will say this - after all the oh - what the...-OH MY GOD! - FUCK - AAAHHHHHHH- FUCK - UhUH UH UH UH UH - OUCH Ouch O O O O - OUCCCHHH! FUCK - OOOOOOO - AAAHH aHHAHHH aaaaHHH- AARRRRCCCCCCCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR cough cough cough - achoo achoo achoo achoo - AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU - fuck this - [eyes totally watering]..........- I do have to admit - sinuses were so clear AND things just smelt fresher!
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(note to self: write Revlon a thank-you-for-saving-me-from-butt-kicking note)
silly girl, keep foreign liquids out of your nose!