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What Kind of American English Do You Speak?


65% General American English
25% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern


whatever! I am a Texan - AND I think this is totally wrong -

it SHOULD say 95% Texan, 4% Mono-tone, and 1% STUPIDITY.

oh yea - the other night - got a gal to in the sack with me and the ball and...
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dookiejones:

You want this? Why? What makes you "unstoppable."
acidevangelist:
70% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Dixie

no dixie, as expected. I'm a Minnesota/Wisconsin boy
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y'all come back now. Ya' ere.

Now GETS! on now, ya' ere! Go on GETS!

smile
apostrophenow:
aw, I thought we were gonna smoke some crawdads next to the concrete pond...
mrginger:


got cats ta kill anyhow!
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It is official - Today is the day! I have made a final decision and the result is in!

I AM FREAKING OLD AND GETTING FAT! FAT! FATTY MCFATTISEN!!!!!!

I know that I am not grossly obese or whatever - and I am not trying to offend anyone or act like a stupid girl who eats eats eats and barfs then complains on how fat...
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on:
i hear yah sistr! throwing in the age factor doesnt seem to help. ive noticed that the older i get, the less ridiculous the idea of other people wanting surgery seems. when i was 15, i thought plastic surgery was fairly obscene notion. 11 years later....it doesnt sound like such a bad idea!
therevolutionary:
hott is me
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I love pencils - I do! smile
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deucecaddy:
nothing like the smell of a freshly sharpened wood pencil smile
therevolutionary:
im not happy
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Sleep comes today. I like it when she visits. She is quite comfortable and pleasant to be around. She is mostly likely the one individual I feel relaxed in exchange......she calms me much......I do like her.
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therevolutionary:
Wake up little suuuuzie, Wake up...

Come on dude I wanna see you today.
therevolutionary:
Do soemthing worthwhile and come and see me you big doofus.
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Let's see here - how do I say this -

well, I will say that I have had a major charlie horse or cramp in my calf muslce as well as the shakes in my legs while laying or sitting [like little muscle spasms]. Reasons are because of the non stop sex fest which started Sunday evening lasting hopefully until Saturday night or early Sunday....
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craigh:
send me the link please smile

Sounds like you had a great time smile
vlo:
sorry i did not make it.. maybe next time.. wink
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I want to be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you. I want to be loved by you ALONE - booboobee do!

Life is calm.

I want more sex though,

I have been so freaking horny that well - fuck - I do not know.

It is all I can think about lately,,,,,,,maybe it is just a phase and hopefully is will...
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bradical:
love the new profile pic! ARRR!!!
therevolutionary:
hellooooooo frank

hola mani
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For a long time now - I have been feeling that a change of some sort was going to happen. Back in November - I knew that change was just around the corner - what is was???? Not a clue. I accept change. I am very little happy nor very little sad when it happens.....for I see it as the next step. The 'okay, the...
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likwid_todd:


ARRR!!!
mrginger:
who likes Buddha?
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Man - did I get alot of emails regarding this pictures - I have to be honested - that is not me. Nope non of the pictures are me. You see - well we keep this girl that we got about 4 years ago in the gimp closet out in our garage ~ you know and well - we like to have her represent us...
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therevolutionary:
youre up?
manichat:
yep of course - but who are you?
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Snickerdoodleedeedoo!

Yep - rendered alone so mecede

[or so I think for no one else accepts responsiblity]

Rendered alone.

Hey does anyone know what being called a 'pirate whore' entails. Or of what lever of 'whore' ship it is. All help is appreciated. Plus, what must one do in order to hold the title of 'pirate whore'? [like being bitch for the time of the...
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mrginger:
I may be moving to this spot on Agate and Cass. But what's your take on OB?
richie6fingers:
you should've put that you had just ingested the pop tarts
would've been quite believable wink
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Happy Freaking Bday Sweets


........happy freaking bday.


FUCK!
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richard_:
wow................ i think i see a ghost in the second remodel pic.
flygirl:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
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