Why do journalists feel the need to append "-Gate" to every fucking scandal in the press? It's not clever or funny or witty, and I'm going to hurt someone some day because of it. Maybe I'll do it in the Watergate Hotel, and they'll dub it Watergategate.

goribus:
What's really bad about it is they've been doing it for nearly 40 years. So not only isn't it witty or funny it's been done to death. Although if you do something crazy in the Watergate Hotel I don't care what the press calls it, I'm calling it Watergate 2: Electric Boogaloo.

manhattanproject:
Hey, that's what I was going to call my second wedding!