Fuck the Large Hadron Collider. Like, disregard it. If anyone actually looked into things, they'd know that the initial test done last Wednesday was simply to accelerate a few particles around the ring - no actual collisions. Those aren't due for a while yet. What we should be up in arms about in fear is the IBM Roadrunner supercomputer. That fecking thing was tested earlier this year, and broke the record for the fastest processing speed. It's like 5 pentaflops or something stupidly high like that. And what's it used to do? It's only rigged up to ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE U.S. NUCLEAR STOCKPILE, is all. You know, That's sorta how a lot of films and books start out. Films like "The Terminator" and "Colossus, The Forbin Project" and the like. Skynet is upon us. Fuck the LHC, let's bash that computer to bits. Just, you know, don't expect a coyote to do it.
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