mandy

thank you so much!!

combination of listlessness and listening to a sexy song=that.

interesting hey? ummm.... there's a guy at my work who I swear is a compulsive liar. He keeps the whole staff entertained with his stories. He truly believes them too!

Here's one: Before he started working at the library with me he used to work for Bill Gates making software and programs and Bill stole all his ideas and fired him... so in revenge he hacked into Bill Gates' home computer system and made the temperature on his swimming rise causing it to boil for three days before they could fix it... he says he tries to call Bill Gates to get the money he owes him for his ideas but Bill keeps fobbing him off....

Here's another one:
Sometime in the last few years he had heart surgery and the doctors told him that they'd have to stop his heart while they operated but he said they didn't have to that he could do it for them... that's right he said he can stop his heart beating with his mind....

Another:
He said that his grandma is 127 and is crazy so she is not allowed off her property... she bought lots of acres so she could roam round it... but get this, she does it by flying her helicopter around the farm! What a cak hey? A 127 year old crazy woman that flys a helicopter around her property....

Another: He said that he was waiting for a bus near his parents house at Hervey Bay a few years ago and a car stopped and the guy in it asked if he wanted a lift somewhere... he said 'yeah' and hopped in... the guy drove for a bit than pulled over and got out a knife and started sharpening it and said he was going to kill him... he then realised it was the serial killer Ivan Milat! He told him he was a poor student so Ivan let him go... he was only after rich backpackers apparently... (I don't think I've ever met a rich backpacker)

The guy at my work also said he worked for NASA and Interpol... I kid you not this is truly what the guy at my work tells me... He says it with the straighest face ever... he really thinks this all happened....

Was that interesting enough for you? Sorry it's soooo long!
hugs,
B
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