mandy

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help


me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows h im where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then


turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have


a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he says with a deep sigh, "Let's
put All these Corn Flakes back in the box."