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Hey New Orleans! Remember Mardi Gras? How do you feel about all that sinful behaviour now?
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lobsterjohnson:
Yeah man, Ericdravyn is right... not cool.... fucking asshole!
lobsterjohnson:
Dude, I really think you should recocider taking me with you to kentucky..... and here's why.....I'm bored.... Think aboot it!
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Hello!

This article was written by Sarah Silverman for VICE magazine. By far one of the funniest things I have ever read in a magazine so I thought that I would share the love with you all.


Enjoy


NO SHIT: The Truth About Female Defecation

I have never gone to the bathroom. Sure, I have peed. Ive tinkled like an adorable puppy, like a pretty...
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HIGH SCHOOL

You know how everyone goes "I wish I could go back to my high school years to change this or that thing", or at least thinks it whenever they get sorry? I figured out why that's stupid.

So: the implication is that you either didn't get enough out of your highschool years, or that you squandered them on vice, inactivity or bad company....
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sunnysunny:
you relax. it's just a fuckin' hole, wuss. hahaha.
sunnysunny:
well you are from beamsville so i can't expect more from you. really.
now try commenting in my journal.
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Please, remember me
Fondly
I heard from someone you're still pretty
Then, they went on to say
That the pearly gates
Have some elequient grafitti
Like, "we'll, meet again"
"Fuck the man"
"Tell mother not to worry"
kungfuvoodoo:
So, you wana join the guild?
(Generic greeting everyone gets)
Sign in the welcome
This is a feedback-oriented group, comment, critique and contribute!
Make ready your contributions and comments, and as astronauts in to the unknown, come what may and what not.
Welcome, feel free to butcher, rewrite, or complement your fellow writers work, as this is a get into it group, the main reason for it being private. We are all pros, can take it, and invite the commentary to improve or sharpen perceptions. Although we are definitely not here to attack the individual, the intent is to provide support to the truth seekers.
Infringing upon copyright is expressly discouraged; please respect the hard work of your fellow artists. We hope to inspire, contribute and know our rights are protected, as this is the primary reason this is a private group. No work is to leave the group without the express consent of the author. You will be removed from the group and face legal ramifications. We are here to be real.
All writing styles, subjects, and interests are as different as the individual and after we get going we may choose to require a submission to enter.
With that said.
Welcome aboard and feel free to contribute, comment, and contact me anytime.

-SSilver
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Everything at Old Navy is plain and there's no personality. No nonsense, to-the-point fashion. It's like a Soviet clothing store where everyone is free to dress as an equal loads of plain clothing, logo-less minus the Old Navy sports crap. It
should be called "The People's Clothing Depository."

See for yourself:
The People's Clothing Depository
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BURNT BY THE SUN - "DOW JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM"
(Lyrics as I hear them)

Kalzone, stop addicted to a dye
Why you a renter dye?
But die!

What's on the undulate
Waiting in the back to jobulate
You got jailbait
You want jailbait
You want Joe Jones
You blah, you blah!

Jerk off mojo a lot buy you liver!
Don't touch it...
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solaris:
haha, to be honest, they are pretty cool too.

let's enjoy mountain goats together.



mountain goats are totally x-treeeeeeeme.
solaris:
i think the lesson here is that mountain goats are better than all of us.
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Happiness does not exist; nor does content. What we
thought was happiness was content, and content turned
out to be an illusion.

When we loose our illusion, we have nothing. Some
people use reefer to sustain illusion; others use sex
and binge drinking. I use nothing.

Because I use nothing, I slip into lifes dark void
more often than others. In this void we see...
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quinne:
i dont understand your post
but ive smoked alot of pot today
bracket:
smile
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HEY!

That's it I guess.
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lilyk:
happy birthday!! biggrin
carmen:
thank you smile I didnt think I was on anyones favorites list! And happy late birfday