okay kids, i finally made an SG account. wOOt! so now for the manditory "getting to know you" first post 
On a dark and stormy night back in May of '84, Sarah (now Jones) pushed a little squacking baby girl out into the world. 6 mins later came her clone, but let's focus on the first kid, now shall we? She quite quickly became too loud mouthed and sarcastic for her own good. She loved legos and tinkertoys more than her Barbies, and her father bought her diecast John Deere Tractors for presents. She got too much tree sap in her hair so her mother cut it off. She loved catching wild snakes and frogs and salamanders to torment her mother with. She liked riding her horse so much she used to take her saddle into bed at night. Her parents split up and she moved from a really small town to a bigger small town. She learned to swear and fight with the boys. She moved on to catching the birds her cat tried to eat and nursing them back to health. She really likes math and science. In 6th grade, she wore red lipstick every day of the year and her mother was okay with that. Some not so good stuff happened to her. She started to SI. At 15, almost 16, she went crazy. A year goes by, most of her classmates think she's dying but it's not that kind of hospital, LOL. She comes back. She's still crazy, but in a different way. She's the only "out" girl at school. She takes her pastor's daughter to prom, kisses her infront of the whole town. At 18, she moves out and goes to college. Works 2 jobs and goes to school full time. She gets engaged, he knocks her around. She graduates from college, comfortable in her non-gender, sexually open self and kicks out abusive finace. She gets a job in MA. She has an apartment, a dog and 2 cats. She get's a girlfriend and 2 other roomates, has an amazing year. Gets another dog and lots of geckos, and a few snakes. Girlfriend cheats on her, she leaves. Moves again, now has a townhouse, 2 dogs, 2 cats, a gecko, and about 4 snakes. Her friend Justine moves in but no one seems to believe that they're not sleeping together, LOL. Justine introduces her to a boy, she likes the boy. He puts up with her. He actually likes her, shit! Another 2 snakes added. She works too much. She's devoted to a project known as Wall and Center (http://www.myspace.com/wallandcenter). She goes Urban Exploring. She reads too much, and doesn't watch TV. She tries to grow things, but it doesn't always work. She makes art out of life. And now she's here on SG.
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I have 2 sisters (twin and younger) and a little brother. I currently live with Justine, her cat Star, my cat Oscar, my Boston Terrier Frankie, my Boston TerrierXBeagle Tucker, 6 snakes, one gecko, and of course the boy Jason. TaDah!
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This will be updated more once i figure out how to use most of the damn settings, LOL.
Check out the Livejournal, because I'm an eLJay whore.
On a dark and stormy night back in May of '84, Sarah (now Jones) pushed a little squacking baby girl out into the world. 6 mins later came her clone, but let's focus on the first kid, now shall we? She quite quickly became too loud mouthed and sarcastic for her own good. She loved legos and tinkertoys more than her Barbies, and her father bought her diecast John Deere Tractors for presents. She got too much tree sap in her hair so her mother cut it off. She loved catching wild snakes and frogs and salamanders to torment her mother with. She liked riding her horse so much she used to take her saddle into bed at night. Her parents split up and she moved from a really small town to a bigger small town. She learned to swear and fight with the boys. She moved on to catching the birds her cat tried to eat and nursing them back to health. She really likes math and science. In 6th grade, she wore red lipstick every day of the year and her mother was okay with that. Some not so good stuff happened to her. She started to SI. At 15, almost 16, she went crazy. A year goes by, most of her classmates think she's dying but it's not that kind of hospital, LOL. She comes back. She's still crazy, but in a different way. She's the only "out" girl at school. She takes her pastor's daughter to prom, kisses her infront of the whole town. At 18, she moves out and goes to college. Works 2 jobs and goes to school full time. She gets engaged, he knocks her around. She graduates from college, comfortable in her non-gender, sexually open self and kicks out abusive finace. She gets a job in MA. She has an apartment, a dog and 2 cats. She get's a girlfriend and 2 other roomates, has an amazing year. Gets another dog and lots of geckos, and a few snakes. Girlfriend cheats on her, she leaves. Moves again, now has a townhouse, 2 dogs, 2 cats, a gecko, and about 4 snakes. Her friend Justine moves in but no one seems to believe that they're not sleeping together, LOL. Justine introduces her to a boy, she likes the boy. He puts up with her. He actually likes her, shit! Another 2 snakes added. She works too much. She's devoted to a project known as Wall and Center (http://www.myspace.com/wallandcenter). She goes Urban Exploring. She reads too much, and doesn't watch TV. She tries to grow things, but it doesn't always work. She makes art out of life. And now she's here on SG.
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I have 2 sisters (twin and younger) and a little brother. I currently live with Justine, her cat Star, my cat Oscar, my Boston Terrier Frankie, my Boston TerrierXBeagle Tucker, 6 snakes, one gecko, and of course the boy Jason. TaDah!
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This will be updated more once i figure out how to use most of the damn settings, LOL.
Check out the Livejournal, because I'm an eLJay whore.