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1. Good: I slept a whole three hours last night, which makes me VERY happy! I went for a two mile walk and it felt wonderful, and my new glasses came in! (photos to come)
2. Bad: My car died! Bah! I was driving home from the eye doctor and it started puttering...
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But the sun came out today!!! 75 degrees!!!

...south of France cha cha cha,
...warm warm war, cha cha cha

Think of your dead car as freedom!


In better news, the weather here is fantastic today! Its in the low 50's, I've got...
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I'm sorry about the kitty. I wish I could think of something else, but the cayenne pepper was pretty much the last thing I had. I've never had to fight much past that.

My buddy had a cat that did the same thing.
First of all, more than likely it's a urinary tract infection. Take it to another vet.
Otherwise, try putting catnip around the litterbox AND this is gross, but try it. Use a damp sponge to sop up the kitty piss and wring it out in the litter box. Use plastic gloves and it won't suck as bad. Then cover it up, and put the kitty in there. Try locking the door too to your computer room. Sometimes cats are funky about a particular room, especially if you're gone all the time and then spend lots of time in that room. It's a psychological thing where it's similar to having abandonment issues.
If all else fails...get a dog But whatever you do, take it to the humane society first before you have it put down. Sometimes a change in environment can help the cat. It could be sensitive to smoke, carpet cleaner, the carpet itself...don't give up on the little pisser!
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Right now I am making my cats food. Yes, I'm one of those people who cooks for their animals. But its easy, and the prices are comperable to canned food. I take 1 lb (before cooking)...
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I am so taking you out drinking





Last week my cars low coolant light came on. So I added some more. There must be a leak in the line because the whole next day there was sweet smelling steam coming from underneath my hood. Now the light is on again and the cap is stuck. Thats so gey. Its too...
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Are you guys feeling better yet? I still have the lingering remnants of whatever has been going around, but it has pretty well subsided for now.
I have the capability to drink like a 400 pound man.


I love bacon, in my beer


Really, though, things are great! My ex is the only crappy...
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I give massages too, but I need to leave the room every 11 minutes for...... well, I just need to

Creepy asshead people and their genital issues

It was kind of cool and windy today. It only got up to 64, but it must have been all the way down to 60 in the shade. I almost shivered a bit


Here is the story:
Four years ago I was engaged to this guy who turned out to be just an awful human being. We broke up, it was bad bad bad, I've moved on and try to think of him as little as possiable.
Well, while we were together he and his friends borrowed two heirloom lamps from...
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If you like , I could fly in and pour acid on his face to make you feel better

Good luck. I'm up for kicking his ass too. Il be in Illinois in June....

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I will try to be cool


A client came in visibly upset. I'd never met her, so I got her into the treatment room and as soon as I closed the door her tears started rolling. I sat her down and encouraged her to let me know what was going on, so she took a deep breath and said
"My brother was the NIU...
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It seems like it's been a rough week for everyone (except my buddy Louis who insists on making me irritated with his joviality. Bastard).
