Lets be positive, having bronchitis is okay because I get to sit at home eating mac n' cheese watching I Love Lucy. 
But I still have fucking bronchitis! Ugh!
Right now I am making my cats food. Yes, I'm one of those people who cooks for their animals. But its easy, and the prices are comperable to canned food. I take 1 lb (before cooking) brown rice, a dozen scrambled eggs, three pounds cooked liver (chicken, pig, cow, doesn't matter; whatevers on sale) and a large can of tuna, be sure its all cooked, mix it up, and that lasts a month! I put it in freezer baggies with enough for a week and we're set! Even better, my kitchen doesn't smell like an asshole for a half hour after I open one of those stinky cans of cat food!
Thats about it. I'm pretty gross right now, I refuse to wear anything but PJs on the off chance I get some sleep between coughing fits. Anybody else gross right now?
But I still have fucking bronchitis! Ugh!
Right now I am making my cats food. Yes, I'm one of those people who cooks for their animals. But its easy, and the prices are comperable to canned food. I take 1 lb (before cooking) brown rice, a dozen scrambled eggs, three pounds cooked liver (chicken, pig, cow, doesn't matter; whatevers on sale) and a large can of tuna, be sure its all cooked, mix it up, and that lasts a month! I put it in freezer baggies with enough for a week and we're set! Even better, my kitchen doesn't smell like an asshole for a half hour after I open one of those stinky cans of cat food!
Thats about it. I'm pretty gross right now, I refuse to wear anything but PJs on the off chance I get some sleep between coughing fits. Anybody else gross right now?
I am so taking you out drinking