Dude! My life is so crazy right now! Its strange how when you try so hard to eliminate any possibility of drama or conflict, it just fucking slaps you right back in the face. But its all good. Its ALL good. Just punch for punch, baby.
It doesnt hurt that i am super stoked about school, and the police academy. It also doesnt hurt i finally recieved half of my pay from my work in Kansas, so im not really strapped for cash and dont have to get a job for a while, although im gonna be looking into something the middle of this month.
And, it also doesnt hurt that a boy really likes me, although it is a slight inconvienence, its nice to have someone around to bang. I've protected my interest, my dignity, and all the while been completely honest about being massively in love with someone else, which, oddly enough, still works. Go me.
So, last night, i get in my truck to go out, and its dark and in the corner of my eye, i see something danglin from my mirror. Now, ive never put any danglies on my mirror, so i was obviously curious. I turned the console light on to inspect, and lo and behold, its a little mini pink sandal, and it feels, like kinda jelly-ish. So im like WTF, how the fuck did that get in here? Was i drunk? no, i wasnt drinkin n drivin any time recently, that i know of. So, at this point i start calling people, my dad, my two sisters, tryin to find out if theyve placed the mysterious mini shoe on my mirror. No one has ANY idea about it. Then, this morning, i hadnt mentioned but the night before there was also some funky perfume smell, didnt think much of it, and it was still there. And im like, hm. So sure enough, its the mini shoe that is emiting this horrendous, supposedly 'potpouri' fragrance. I touched it of course, so i had the ASS smell all over my hands, and have still yet to find out how the mini shoe wound up in my truck in the first place.
Ok, well thats a pretty thorough update. It'll be a lovely lazy day today, i may go into town because ive really been wanting to get my truck detailed. And, i also need to make a stop at the gym, i didnt go over the weekend, and ive eaten lots of not so healthy crap.
PS: IF YOU WANT A REALLY GOOD LAUGH, READ THIS:
THE S.S.F.(silly synnove fact) had me laughin my ever-lovin ass off. Enjoy friends. Love ya'll.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Synnove/946072/
OOO UPDATE!: i just remembered something i read about earlier, that i find really amazingly fascinating. READ IT!
http://abc.net.au/science/news/health/HealthRepublish_1428081.htm
Now, im assuming most of ya'll wont so i will include a few excerpts:
'The human brain processes male and female voices differently, according to a recent study, which explains why most of us hear female voices more clearly.
The study also explains how we form mental images of people based only on the sound of their voices.
The findings, published in the journal NeuroImage, might also give insight into why many men tire of hearing women speak.'
(AHA!)
'Since humans process female voices in an area of the brain that's geared for sound, we tend to hear female voices more clearly.'
It doesnt hurt that i am super stoked about school, and the police academy. It also doesnt hurt i finally recieved half of my pay from my work in Kansas, so im not really strapped for cash and dont have to get a job for a while, although im gonna be looking into something the middle of this month.
And, it also doesnt hurt that a boy really likes me, although it is a slight inconvienence, its nice to have someone around to bang. I've protected my interest, my dignity, and all the while been completely honest about being massively in love with someone else, which, oddly enough, still works. Go me.
So, last night, i get in my truck to go out, and its dark and in the corner of my eye, i see something danglin from my mirror. Now, ive never put any danglies on my mirror, so i was obviously curious. I turned the console light on to inspect, and lo and behold, its a little mini pink sandal, and it feels, like kinda jelly-ish. So im like WTF, how the fuck did that get in here? Was i drunk? no, i wasnt drinkin n drivin any time recently, that i know of. So, at this point i start calling people, my dad, my two sisters, tryin to find out if theyve placed the mysterious mini shoe on my mirror. No one has ANY idea about it. Then, this morning, i hadnt mentioned but the night before there was also some funky perfume smell, didnt think much of it, and it was still there. And im like, hm. So sure enough, its the mini shoe that is emiting this horrendous, supposedly 'potpouri' fragrance. I touched it of course, so i had the ASS smell all over my hands, and have still yet to find out how the mini shoe wound up in my truck in the first place.
Ok, well thats a pretty thorough update. It'll be a lovely lazy day today, i may go into town because ive really been wanting to get my truck detailed. And, i also need to make a stop at the gym, i didnt go over the weekend, and ive eaten lots of not so healthy crap.
PS: IF YOU WANT A REALLY GOOD LAUGH, READ THIS:
THE S.S.F.(silly synnove fact) had me laughin my ever-lovin ass off. Enjoy friends. Love ya'll.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Synnove/946072/
OOO UPDATE!: i just remembered something i read about earlier, that i find really amazingly fascinating. READ IT!
http://abc.net.au/science/news/health/HealthRepublish_1428081.htm
Now, im assuming most of ya'll wont so i will include a few excerpts:
'The human brain processes male and female voices differently, according to a recent study, which explains why most of us hear female voices more clearly.
The study also explains how we form mental images of people based only on the sound of their voices.
The findings, published in the journal NeuroImage, might also give insight into why many men tire of hearing women speak.'
(AHA!)
'Since humans process female voices in an area of the brain that's geared for sound, we tend to hear female voices more clearly.'
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cretinfamily:
i put the shoe there.....
ragdoll96923:
