Thursday Feb 12, 2004

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Taurus Horoscope for week of February 12, 2004

Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! The Goddess of Love, Aphrodite Herself, has asked me to remind you that you have always been in love. You will always be in love. In fact, it is impossible for you not to be in love. You'd be unable to get out of bed each morning unless there were someone or something that roused your heart and stirred your imagination. So please just admit that you are alive because of love; that you are made of love. Now write a list of the ten things you love most, and devote some time in each of the next seven days to expressing your appreciation.


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ms:
I'm currently behind on my Fucking Schedule. I'm supposed to swing through Texas in two weeks and I should be in Austin around the 2nd or 3rd. I have a demonstration at the Astrodome on the 4th entitled "The Art of Fucking: Fucking Your Partner Until They Have an Orgasm to Rival the Thunderous Sounds and Many Gallons of Niagara Falls." I will be free for two days afterwards. During that time I will catch up on the many appointments for fucking I have been neglecting in the Austin area. You can show up at the Dome on the 4th and I'll have you on the guestlist. I can use you as one of models for my demonstration of The Creation of the Orgasm.
eyen:
hello. yes austin. and i'm a taurus too. watching cartoons.
what's up with you?

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