I got a text from my ex:
New tattoo.
I called him.
Me: What new tattoo? Where?
Him: You're going to like this.
Me: I dread to think.
Him: It's on my forearm.
Me: And what of?
Him: You know what it's of. It's a curl -
AND THEN THE PHONE CUT OUT,
What on earth would his tattoo be of? What is 'a curl'? I wondered if it was of 'a curly wurly', but then I'm not sure how or why one would tattoo a curly wurly chocolate bar on one's arm.
Mystifying. His battery's dead now. I suppose I'll never know.
vapourized:
Very very strange. Has he demonstrated a penchant for chocolate caramel treats before this?