malloryknoxx

So I log onto SG to surf around a bit....and I see that all of Ayres's comments have gone gray. I yelped out a nice healthy
"What the FUCK???" and shortly thereafter found the Goodbye Ayres thread on The Girls board. It seems that I wasn't the only one taken by surprise
She will be missed

Anyway......

Rob and I decided to *give it a go* here on the hotel desk. Worked pretty well, aside from a slighty sore hind end and a mildly ouchy little red welt on the back of my left knee


Certainly not the weirdest place I've ever had sex. For me that would be: On the roof of an ex's house in a rainstorm. Funny part - we relied that the spotlight in the front yard was on, and the neighbors could see what we were doing pretty clearly. OOOoopps!!!

Funniest sex story from my personal history, though, has to be the one I referr to as "The pet interference incident".
Another ex and I were going at it on my bed, and about 5 minutes into it, the bedroom door swings open, and I can see my roommate's dog wandering in. I happened to be enjoying myself a great deal, so I decided to try and ignore this rather large dog puttering around the room.
I managed to forget he was there.....
.....that is until he decided he was feeling randy himself, jumped onto the bed, climbed on my ex's back, and started humping away merrily.
I wasn't able to contain my hysterical laughter for nearly 15 minutes.
The ex wasn't quite so amused

So - what's the funniest thing that ever happened to you guys while doin' the nasty?