Alright, the jig is up. Who left an individually packaged serving of butter on my living room floor? Ha-ha, hilarious! I bet it was you, wasn't it, Starla?
In unrelated news, I've caught the girl crazy bug. I cannot even tell you how many crushes I have right now! There are just so many cute girls in this city. If you live in a city with a short supply of cute lesbians, move to Vancouver. Or don't. More for me! (Note to self: cute girls are not like candy. Wait, yes they are.)
Wait til you guys see my sweet road rash. I actually haven't managed to take a good photo of it yet, but... but I will! I've been doing a self-portrait-a-day project this month and today's was of my amazing bruises. (I went on the World Naked Bike Ride yesterday in the pouring rain after drinking whiskey and took a sharp corner.)
I have to say that the best part of my wipeout was getting to tell the story so many times. By the end of the night last night I had totally mastered the sound effects and everything. I think being a good storyteller is an amazing skill that more people need to have. Probably not my self-indulgent type of storytelling, mind you.
Speaking of self-portraits, here's one. Happy June, lovers.
In unrelated news, I've caught the girl crazy bug. I cannot even tell you how many crushes I have right now! There are just so many cute girls in this city. If you live in a city with a short supply of cute lesbians, move to Vancouver. Or don't. More for me! (Note to self: cute girls are not like candy. Wait, yes they are.)
Wait til you guys see my sweet road rash. I actually haven't managed to take a good photo of it yet, but... but I will! I've been doing a self-portrait-a-day project this month and today's was of my amazing bruises. (I went on the World Naked Bike Ride yesterday in the pouring rain after drinking whiskey and took a sharp corner.)
I have to say that the best part of my wipeout was getting to tell the story so many times. By the end of the night last night I had totally mastered the sound effects and everything. I think being a good storyteller is an amazing skill that more people need to have. Probably not my self-indulgent type of storytelling, mind you.
Speaking of self-portraits, here's one. Happy June, lovers.
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Now I'm intrigued as to what the lesbian capital of the UK is. I know Nottingham University used to have a high female to male ratio, but that means nothing.