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I may have become obsessed again. While digging though my DVD collection, a task that is considered akin to climing Everest with only a assma pump, I rediscovered the greatest film ever. Dragon Ninja. See your excited by the title! Dragons are awesome and ninjas, although almost pumped dry, rock. There are no redeaming features to this film, every aspect is painful, from the direction to the camera work to the acting to to the fact all the actors are actually painful to look at. However it is though its lack of any redeeming feature that it finds it's strength. This is not a so bad it's good film this film is just plain bad, it's like a box of kittens being used as sex toys. At university this was a cult classic, we assembled teams from each field Bretton had to offer, musicians, actors, directors, artest, dramaturgs, set designers, lighting designers and creative writers and screened it. Across the board people loved it but knew it was the worst film ever.

It will cost you a few quid from a bargin bin but please do go out and the damned thing, I promise you will watch it many times and inflict it on others who will love it. Chapter 11 is a real highlight.