"We were in Tiauana, you know, for a border inspection, and we're fucking wasted on mushrooms and cheap beer, and these two identical twin sisters come up to us, and you know, we're so fucked up, and they're just "this" high, so we opened up the back of that bulletproof Escalade...."
and i will never ever get over the lack of effort to go back & enjoy the 'biggest ass & breasts' contest!!!!!!!!!!
I may run with it....
"We were in Tiauana, you know, for a border inspection, and we're fucking wasted on mushrooms and cheap beer, and these two identical twin sisters come up to us, and you know, we're so fucked up, and they're just "this" high, so we opened up the back of that bulletproof Escalade...."