malkaviangruf

this is going to be random and will probably tomorrow be replaced with a quick "life is good" post just to replace this. but yeah...
generally, I don't have guy friends, blame my alcoholic dad, call me gay, whatever. At teachers college I was mates with this guy Christian, he's one of those player pimp type guys but he was in all my classes so we ended up hanging out, even though we have nothing in common. After college I eventually got a lab job in town, he stuck with teaching and ended up in a near-ish country school, driving in in weekends to hit the town. Last week his gf dumps him, he's sad so I agree to go out and watch the rugby with him to get his mind off of things. Get to town, he's drunk and decides it's his mission to get me a woman, that I need to give him a month where he will pick out clothes for me, get me to dye my hair and show me some moves. Apparently I'm a good looking guy, solidly built and if I got a pair of tight jeans...
seriously, I'm a science geek. I work in a lab. I'm introverted. I hate clubs. Aside from anything I'm 27, the drinking age here is 18 so most of the girls in clubs are around that age, screw that. I just find it icky that a guy wants to change me to be like that so I can hit on women a decade younger than me. Fuck that, I'd rather be single and me

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