malice

I've been reading this nerdy little web comic lately, xkcd, after it was recommended to me by a friend. I've been going through the archives for the past couple of weeks, but today I was linking the site to someone, and ended up reading the newest comic. It really hit close to home, and fits perfectly with my sense of humour, so I had to share it. I had a good laugh:


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I think that's the only part of my life that I can actually find humorous at the moment. I'm not trying to sound like a huge downer, but things fucking suck donkey balls at the moment. I get the feeling that people sometimes think that I'm overreacting to my situation, but I'm pretty damn sure that I'm having these feelings for a very good reason.

I am still:
- out of money
- looking for work
- eating shit (figuratively) for something that happened months ago
- hoping that I don't have to move back in with my parents, even though I love them dearly

New stuff in an attempt to straighten out my life:
- signing up for night school (tomorrow!!)
- building a new website to advertise myself as a model, and to sell prints
- selling more random stuff on eBay
- trying to come up with a decent small business idea if working at McDonald's (or any other demeaning job) is my only option

Awesome things that are awesome and have briefly distracted me from donkey balls (i.e. my life):
- Hostage: A Love Story with Zachary Quinto. Besides the fact that this is funny and features ZQ ( ), he threatens his fucking cak (yes, cak) with a gun. Gold.
- Scribblenauts is coming out tomorrow and I totally have it pre-ordered! Yay Visa!!
- Fallout 3 just made it on to my favourite video game list. I can't play it nearly as often as I would like to, but if I'm not playing it, I'm certainly thinking about it. It's much nicer to think about roaming around a post-apocalyptic world than this one...how fucked up is that?
- Post Secret! I love these, they are inspiring and really enjoyable to read. I can't wait to get my hands on the hard cover books!
- Socializing. Nothing helps me more than to spend time with some good friends. As a bonus, I get out of the apartment for a few hours.


For those of you that still read my blarg (yes, blarg)...

YOUR MISSION:
Link me to some fucking funny images, videos, stories, whatever. You know, only if you want to of course