Back in October of 2004, nearing my little niece Gabrielle's birthday, I stopped on my local Sunday route to buy a Barnes and Noble gift card so that I wouldn't have to be bothered for actually considering what to buy as a gift for my niece. On my way into the store I caught a glimpse at a thick book, shrink-wrapped and looking all the...
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I wanted to write something clever, but I think my brain is hanging out with my stomach. This modern world climate drags me down. I read things and I think, "People need to start dying a lot faster a lot sooner starting now," and I become aghast at my selfish ideology because, naturally, I don't want to include myself in that Great Purging of the...
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Days off aren't supposed to be this boring, especially when you're supposed to be working. I took today off and it feels like the end of the week already. Drag... 
kleio:
Actually, he'll be working less (and making more) if you can believe that. Now he's a factory worker. In August he'll be a collegiate speech teacher again!
The Pittsburgh Penguins suck donkey balls. Two shut outs at the hands of.... Chris Osgood? And a group of fey Swedes? Yuck. I hope they get swept and fail to score one damn goal, and I'm a die hard fan! Go Pens! Make history! 
Boring! That's what I've been thinking a lot with this site. I guess there can be such a thing as too much of a good thing. That, like, sucks... man.
1) A turn signal is a fairer indicator of a driver's ignorance of their surroundings than an announcement of their intentions.
2) Cell phone use in moving vehicles is the new bitches putting make-up on while looking at their reflections in the mirror while driving twenty over the speed limit. This new malady inflicts both genders.
3) Pedestrians who ignore traffic signals should be fair...
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2) Cell phone use in moving vehicles is the new bitches putting make-up on while looking at their reflections in the mirror while driving twenty over the speed limit. This new malady inflicts both genders.
3) Pedestrians who ignore traffic signals should be fair...
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Why the Brain Sucks Sometimes
Riding back into Sacramento, I saw an amazing horizon. It was dark and foreboding, housing currents of rain that pelted the ground. I was still stuck in blinding sunlight, so the creepy sight in front of me was somewhat welcoming. Why? It fit my fucking mood, duh...
Also, it reminded me of a moment I had when I was attending...
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Riding back into Sacramento, I saw an amazing horizon. It was dark and foreboding, housing currents of rain that pelted the ground. I was still stuck in blinding sunlight, so the creepy sight in front of me was somewhat welcoming. Why? It fit my fucking mood, duh...
Also, it reminded me of a moment I had when I was attending...
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issay:
thanks for the comment on my new set! 
Way too personal ad...
Laurel
Age: 46
Height: 5'
Weight: 140
Occupation: Retired paralegal/Web designer/personal trainer
Location: Walnut Creek, California
Sexual History: Before I got married, I kept the names of men I slept with in a binder. I have herpes, but I don't give it away.
Info: I've got fabulous boobs, and I'm only slightly overweight. My skin, however, is embarrassingly loose from years...
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Laurel
Age: 46
Height: 5'
Weight: 140
Occupation: Retired paralegal/Web designer/personal trainer
Location: Walnut Creek, California
Sexual History: Before I got married, I kept the names of men I slept with in a binder. I have herpes, but I don't give it away.
Info: I've got fabulous boobs, and I'm only slightly overweight. My skin, however, is embarrassingly loose from years...
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Animals are funny...
-Steve Irwin wasn't alone. In October of 2006, off the coast of Boca Raton, Florida, a man named James Bertakis was on a boat. A giant stingray leapt from the water and landed on James' lap (no joke), paused a moment, and stabbed him through the heart and killed him. Witnesses said the stingray flexed its tail a few times before conducting...
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-Steve Irwin wasn't alone. In October of 2006, off the coast of Boca Raton, Florida, a man named James Bertakis was on a boat. A giant stingray leapt from the water and landed on James' lap (no joke), paused a moment, and stabbed him through the heart and killed him. Witnesses said the stingray flexed its tail a few times before conducting...
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I like books:
"She had a figure that made an hourglass look like a half-hour."
"I am a disappointment to many people with expectations of who they'd like me to be"
-"Mr. Sebastian and the Negro Magician"
"She had a figure that made an hourglass look like a half-hour."
"I am a disappointment to many people with expectations of who they'd like me to be"
-"Mr. Sebastian and the Negro Magician"