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Saturday Aug 28, 2004

Aug 28, 2004
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Everything went fine at the ol' Tooth Master's office. That whole chipped tooth thing was all in my delusional mind! The Tooth Master said I was a good boy with a great smile and that my teeth have a wonderful future in my mouth. We then high-fived each other and proceeded to skip through a tulip garden, holding hands. He told me that he has never seen a patient before with such a glorious set of teeth. Closing my eyes, I laughed a joyful laugh and clasped my hands together, for my heart was full of delight. To my disdain it would not last long, for when I opened my eyes the Tooth Master and garden were gone and I was alone.

I found out I have cavities...
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plasticfangs:
Hahaha! We didn;t want to name the song "Spider and The Fly" becuase of the Rolling Stones song!!! In fact, it's misnamed on the file...the title is just "the spider"...anyways...

Man! Start up a band! You';re in New York, for Christ sakes! Tehre's gotta be a few guys you know who play! Who cares if they're good or not; as long as they wanna make good music (I truly believe that is far more important)!

DO IT!!!
Aug 31, 2004
pixxy:
pleased to meet you love
Sep 1, 2004

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