malapais

avoiding writing another column, hopefully this one won't suck like the last three.

i am officially crush-free from now on.

i hate being stood up.

twice in a row now.

crushes need to be avoided like plagues.

i vow to play it cool and start treating others the same way i've been treated - i am now finacially broke so some karmic withdrawal is totally in order.

i've been debating as to whether or not i should start going to random churches to pick up chicks.

boy will they be surprised.