malakai

I just got back from vegas.
i saw a lot of underpants, and it didn't even cost me anything. all these ladies seemed to want to share them with me.
who am I to argue with such a gesture.
the double down is the baddest club in america as foar as i can tell. if you've never been, but you've been to vegas, you fucked...
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space travelers, time travelers, come one and all. come to the original city of sin (I mean of course Las vegas.) Soda and His Million Piece Band are performing with the Holey Moleys at the Double Down Saloon (it's punktastic, and in a "I just threw up while trying to open a beer bottle with my mouth" way, not a "check out my rad $180...
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may 21st.
those living in the Los Angeles (ANG-uh-leez) area, and mysteriously not going to the SG Burlesque deal, come to MOLLY MALONE'S on Fairfax. Soda and His Million Piece Band are performing with Champagne Velvet and The Weary Boys.

It's going to be old-timey and gritty.

www.sodaband.com
www.mollymalonesla.com

trying to force myself into facing the inevitable, the unquestionable reality, the mystery is between the lines, but the lines are clear. all heading in the same direction. time marches on. i can't quit my job. i can't keep showing up. it's eating me alive.

hold out for that insurance. put me back in the machine. irradiate me. infuse my blood. i.m no the one...
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here i am, close to all and seen by none. hiding here in my shadow. chalking the electric internet wall with aimless words.

welcome, malakai.

thanks, glad to have arrived.

please, tell us how you feel....

tired. i'm tired, me. i'd like some sleep, or some company, or maybe just some chocolate milk. something.

malakai, quick split the sky!
turn on my jetpack, you assholes,...
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