maladjusted

I know its like asking 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tossie pop"
But just how many times can a persons heart be broken ..before its broken for good?
They say time heals all things..even hopless romantics hearts...haha what does one do in the mean time without sinking into a drunken stooper every other night? Got me.."HAND ME A BEER"