FFFRRRIIDDAAYYYY, I think it's gonna be a weekend full of drinking and who knows what. I always party all month long in April. It's my birthday and gives me an excuse to fuck shit up!! Whos in??
Wanna hear a funny story??
Ok, I had this class, dont remember what. We were on a break and some group was selling hot dogs for 1 buck apiece. I bought 2 and went back to my class room to eat. I noticed this dude sleeping with his mouth open. I didnt like this dude. He thought he knew everything. Anyway, I had this brilliant idea. I had 2 really good friends (Still hang to this day) in the class at this time. I told them to come over to the desk of this guy who fell asleep. Ok, remember this dude mouth was wide open. I told them to pull out their dicks. Well all had our dicks out. There were like 3 other people in the room now freaking out. I took the hot dog and stuck it in his mouth, and acted like I was wringing the dinner triangle in his mouth with this hot dog. He woke up to see 3 dudes with dicks in their hands. He got up swigging mad. I was laughing so hard that he almost hit me. Right as we were dogging his wild swings the teacher came in. He ran over to him and grabbed him. This cat was fuming. He told the teacher what we had done. The teacher took us outside the class. He asked us what we did. As soon as I told him about the hotdog he lost it. He was laughing so hard it made us laugh again. He told us that we needed to be careful that we could get in trouble for acts such as this and to apologize. So, we wen into he class. I stood up in front of the whole class and said. Dude, Im sorry I put a hot in youre mouth while you were sleeping. I should have asked you if you were hungry first. Of course everyone laughed. Well every time they would announce someone a selling hot dogs the whole class would laugh. I know Im retarded but, I cant help myself at times. This story is much funnier in person. You know cause the whole pretending Im holding my dick and the sound effect of me wring the hot dog around his mouth.
Wanna hear a funny story??
Ok, I had this class, dont remember what. We were on a break and some group was selling hot dogs for 1 buck apiece. I bought 2 and went back to my class room to eat. I noticed this dude sleeping with his mouth open. I didnt like this dude. He thought he knew everything. Anyway, I had this brilliant idea. I had 2 really good friends (Still hang to this day) in the class at this time. I told them to come over to the desk of this guy who fell asleep. Ok, remember this dude mouth was wide open. I told them to pull out their dicks. Well all had our dicks out. There were like 3 other people in the room now freaking out. I took the hot dog and stuck it in his mouth, and acted like I was wringing the dinner triangle in his mouth with this hot dog. He woke up to see 3 dudes with dicks in their hands. He got up swigging mad. I was laughing so hard that he almost hit me. Right as we were dogging his wild swings the teacher came in. He ran over to him and grabbed him. This cat was fuming. He told the teacher what we had done. The teacher took us outside the class. He asked us what we did. As soon as I told him about the hotdog he lost it. He was laughing so hard it made us laugh again. He told us that we needed to be careful that we could get in trouble for acts such as this and to apologize. So, we wen into he class. I stood up in front of the whole class and said. Dude, Im sorry I put a hot in youre mouth while you were sleeping. I should have asked you if you were hungry first. Of course everyone laughed. Well every time they would announce someone a selling hot dogs the whole class would laugh. I know Im retarded but, I cant help myself at times. This story is much funnier in person. You know cause the whole pretending Im holding my dick and the sound effect of me wring the hot dog around his mouth.
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Cruel but funny