magichatman

Global warming anyone? If you haven't seen An Inconvenient Truth, GO FUCKIN RENT IT! It may be Al Gore, but goddamit he's got a point. Just watch it-it's scary. I work the phones at LL Bean, and try to hawk it there too. Pretty soon, we're gonna be focusing our cold weather gear towards Californians if this shit keeps up. Colorado gets dumped on and Maine gets 60 degrees?! Seriously, what the fuck is that? Ladies and germs, here's my theory: First and foremost, Al Gore is right-we're greenhousing the planet. The second part, is this: If you suck the oil out of an engine, what happens to it? It stops, right? What are we doing every hour, on the hour? Sucking oil from the planet. What do you think's gonna happen when we suck it dry? ERRRR!!!!!! CRUNCH!!! And what do you think will happen then? Can anybody say 'Armageddon'? My mom wants me to move to Florida, but like I tell her, "Hurricanes can take my house away, but in Maine, no blizzard could. It'll melt eventually." What do you think? Surely someone else has noticed this shit.....