Hey New England ladies. My boy wants to brush up on his photo skillz, and I'd really like to have a partner in it. Plus it is just way sexier with two. Any volunteers?
One of the chickens has been stashing her eggs in a dark corner of the barn away from the pesky humans who keep taking them. It's Selma's MO to do this but normally I will catch her at 12 or 15. Not this time, 42! She's a small chicken too, how does she plan to sit on 42 eggs?
Don't forget the alpaca shearer part of that video game. That's the part where Chico throws himself onto his side, squeals like a chupacabra, and half strangles himself because that human keeps touching him and he doesn't like that. I haven't beat that round yet and only the top half is sheared.
I'm getting inked in the morning- my first tattoo at age 36, soon to be 37. That seems late to start this sort of thing. I'm getting two birds on a twisty branch with red berries on it. The upper bird is a hermit thrush, the Vermont state bird that's brown and white with some speckling on its chest and the lower bird is a... Read More
I'm the proud owner of several new sexy sets of drawers. I like using the word drawers almost as much as slacks because I sound like my grandmother. Two that are lacy in black/white and pink/purple, one satiny black with little pink bows and ruffles and one gray pair with hot pink lace up sides. I'll be all easy-access (a few are crotchless). That part... Read More
If I may be so terribly forward, Ms. Maggie, and with all due respect to dear Granny Harm, I just can't seem to take my mind off the vision of you in your new unmentionables (along with "drawers", another superb, if slightly archaic, term), particularly the gray pair with hot pink lace up sides.
Should you by chance have the opportunity to do any traveling in the near future, godspeed and all safety to you- I can only imagine that whoever might be there to receive you at the end of your journey will be very, very eagerly awaiting your arrival...
It's a delicious thought, this- enjoy your new drawers, young lady, and thanks for sharing- some extremely fortunate guy is going to be incredibly aroused while he slowly disabuses you of those exquisite underthings...