Holy shit. I'm late!!!
aster:
...for a very important date?
Full moon party last night. Played drums for hours, my hands are killing. Thank God we had some players last night. Drums, bass, flutes, shakers, dancers, wine, buddha...speaking of which, yesterday was not only a full moon but the birthday of none other than Buddha himself. Double the reason to celebrate. And, on that account, I doubled my celebratory intake. Of course I'm paying the...
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aster:
where does one go to have a full moon party? in the bush? do you go to the moon?
i'm afraid i can't sell you on opera. my bf couldn't either. i believe he said, "i don't even like opera. why am i doing this? i'd rather be a DJ." guess we can't all choose what we're good at??
i'm afraid i can't sell you on opera. my bf couldn't either. i believe he said, "i don't even like opera. why am i doing this? i'd rather be a DJ." guess we can't all choose what we're good at??
Full moon tonight. Feeling it already. About to jump out of my skin. Need to cavort. Need to liquor up...and down for that matter, depending how how she's feeling and whether or not she showered...need gut-wrenching beats. Need drums. Kneedeep in work. Need release.
aster:
dear fungo,
ahh, dress-up time's not till tonight. but i'm sick today, sort of, and feeling shitty. it's also rainy and crap out. the city senses my pissiness!!! grrr.
love,
cold bitch.
ahh, dress-up time's not till tonight. but i'm sick today, sort of, and feeling shitty. it's also rainy and crap out. the city senses my pissiness!!! grrr.
love,
cold bitch.
thirtyseven:
need drums? need bass!
Alright. I've decided to open a column similar to a Dear Abby. How'd that crotchety old snatch get a column anyway? Our generation has been left without a sounding board, a voice of reason and objectivity, an ear to just listen. The time has come to tell Dr. Phil to "Fuckoff. Fer Sure. Like Totally"(god please know my references) and replace him with an equally...
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user8935778:
dearrrrrrrrrr mafungo.
so.. when i was 12.. i was havin' a hard time adjusting to some familial issues.. extended familial issues that were messin' up my immediate home life... so i told my parents i wanted to study portuguese.. and since my mom is brazilian.. i had some family down there.
so when i was 12 i left home to live in brasil with my absent minded grandparents. i lived in sao paulo. and i came home fluent in portuguese.
my samba is good. my lambada is better.
so.. when i was 12.. i was havin' a hard time adjusting to some familial issues.. extended familial issues that were messin' up my immediate home life... so i told my parents i wanted to study portuguese.. and since my mom is brazilian.. i had some family down there.
so when i was 12 i left home to live in brasil with my absent minded grandparents. i lived in sao paulo. and i came home fluent in portuguese.
my samba is good. my lambada is better.
freyja__:
ha!
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Focus. Must focus. I'm right at the end of a project and need to push through to completion. The last mile is always the hardest. But I will not be denied.
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cherryvanilla:
C'mon! Better living through denial!
portia:
I'm dwadling. The first mile seems always impossible to get started.
you never told me you were a cowboy...
you never told me you were a cowboy...
Mother Fucker! My fuckin thing got fucked up. My friend fuckin' fucked the fuck up. And my fuckin' whatchamacallit's on the fritz again.
FUCK! Shit! Piss!
Actually, I had a great weekend. I just didn't want to seem happy when everyone else is complaining.
*looks in the mirror*
FUCK! It happened again....!!!!
...I got better look looking!
Please, everybody cheer the fuck up. It's Mother's...
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FUCK! Shit! Piss!
Actually, I had a great weekend. I just didn't want to seem happy when everyone else is complaining.
*looks in the mirror*
FUCK! It happened again....!!!!
...I got better look looking!
Please, everybody cheer the fuck up. It's Mother's...
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aster:
you crack me up. 
user8935778:
i dont know what youre talking about.. but.. uh. ok.
anyhow.. as for the back.. i been going to the chiropractor.. to see if that works
the surgery question was a hypothetical thing.. not for my back. just a hypothetical.
hehe glad you had a nice weekend! im moving to davie!
anyhow.. as for the back.. i been going to the chiropractor.. to see if that works
the surgery question was a hypothetical thing.. not for my back. just a hypothetical.
hehe glad you had a nice weekend! im moving to davie!
Woke up to an absolutely gorgeous day. I'm gunna put on some trunks. Take a dip in the pool. Sip some homemade lemonade. Read a book. Listen to some Salsa. And chillax. And, oh yeah, fire up the barby. Got the chicken marinatin' in the Jamaican Jerk Sauce. Umm!
Life is grand.
Life is grand.
aster:
*pushing you into the pool*
we had a snowstorm last week that only just melted.
we had a snowstorm last week that only just melted.
thirtyseven:
you make everything seem ok.
..and i love me some jamaican jerk sauce.
..and i love me some jamaican jerk sauce.
Tax Refunds are good. I'm goin' shopping. Anyone need anything?
thirtyseven:
there's always the need for a cute dress. non-black.
Just got back from the DMV. What a lovely place to spend a nice, quiet afternoon. I needed to get an ID since the PoPo stole my drivers license, but that's a whole other story, keep your eye on the news. Anyways, the lady that helped me was, no joking, 137 years old. But amazingly, she happened to be the most efficient worker in the...
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a35mmlife:
pocket picket? whose gay?
mr. magnet
mr. magnet
Anyone know where I can get a quick back transplant?
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freyja__:
aw.
you're too sweet.
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you're too sweet.
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aster:
what, they detach?
*re-arranges ass-cheeks on chest*
does this look ok? i've always wanted to be a "c".
*re-arranges ass-cheeks on chest*
does this look ok? i've always wanted to be a "c".