Rantings:
1) If one more mother fucker calls me up so they can read me their latest poetry musing that they'll be reading at the next "slam"(when did a "reading" become a "slam" anyway?), spewing their self-important, politcally "aware", over-indulgent, tired-ass, nonsense about the state of the "REVOLUTION", I'm bringing out the big guns.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE WORDS RHYME DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HOLD A MICROPHONE!!!
2) If I see one more Hollywood fucking dork with his mechanic's hat turned 15% to the side and his personilized belt-buckle(the kind which has 120 personalized replicas sitting on a rack in Urban Outfitter) I'm going postal.
3) If I watch one more MTV "Hip-Hop" video where motherfuckers are bling blingin' and chicks are sipping Cristal in a hot tub, I'm gonna carve out my eyes with an exacto knife.
Alright, so I'm a little jaded these days. But it's not my fault. PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STOOPID!!!
1) If one more mother fucker calls me up so they can read me their latest poetry musing that they'll be reading at the next "slam"(when did a "reading" become a "slam" anyway?), spewing their self-important, politcally "aware", over-indulgent, tired-ass, nonsense about the state of the "REVOLUTION", I'm bringing out the big guns.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE WORDS RHYME DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HOLD A MICROPHONE!!!
2) If I see one more Hollywood fucking dork with his mechanic's hat turned 15% to the side and his personilized belt-buckle(the kind which has 120 personalized replicas sitting on a rack in Urban Outfitter) I'm going postal.
3) If I watch one more MTV "Hip-Hop" video where motherfuckers are bling blingin' and chicks are sipping Cristal in a hot tub, I'm gonna carve out my eyes with an exacto knife.
Alright, so I'm a little jaded these days. But it's not my fault. PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STOOPID!!!
freyja__:
*backs away slowly*
