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Mother Fucker! My fuckin thing got fucked up. My friend fuckin' fucked the fuck up. And my fuckin' whatchamacallit's on the fritz again.

FUCK! Shit! Piss!

Actually, I had a great weekend. I just didn't want to seem happy when everyone else is complaining.

*looks in the mirror*

FUCK! It happened again....!!!!

...I got better look looking!

Please, everybody cheer the fuck up. It's Mother's...
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Woke up to an absolutely gorgeous day. I'm gunna put on some trunks. Take a dip in the pool. Sip some homemade lemonade. Read a book. Listen to some Salsa. And chillax. And, oh yeah, fire up the barby. Got the chicken marinatin' in the Jamaican Jerk Sauce. Umm!

Life is grand.

Tax Refunds are good. I'm goin' shopping. Anyone need anything?

Just got back from the DMV. What a lovely place to spend a nice, quiet afternoon. I needed to get an ID since the PoPo stole my drivers license, but that's a whole other story, keep your eye on the news. Anyways, the lady that helped me was, no joking, 137 years old. But amazingly, she happened to be the most efficient worker in the...
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Anyone know where I can get a quick back transplant?

Laying by the pool, one of those pools that runs over the edge of the cliff, listening to the ocean break on the rocks below, sipping Bloodies, reading Dostoevsky, sneaking off to the room for an occasional beer and a shag, simmering in the jacuzzi, SHOTS!!!, salsa, guac, Ricky's Place, Mexican chicks swingin' on poles, Lobster tails aplenty for dirt fucking cheap, a dope-ass Coi-fish...
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Odelay! Tomorrow morning I pack up the ride and head south of the border to Puerto Nuevo, a lobster village just south of Rosarito. I plan on doing a little surfing, a litte diving, a lot of drinking, and even more...??? But most importantly, I need some time to reflect.

And by the way, check the B-Day. I think it's here. Don't fret if you...
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Had dinner last night with Hollywood's "Gay Mafia". All the top top dawgs. The food was delicious. The drinks top-shelf. The conversation, riveting. Woke up with a nasty hangover. And for some reason, my ass is killing me. Hmmm?

Doleo Ergo Sum = I hurt therefore I am.

My whole body aches, but it feels good. Let's me know I did some living this weekend. Now it's back to the lab.

Whew! Am I tired. Two full days in the desert. Coachella 2003. What a great weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to secure all access passes...'cause I got it like that...and stand ON STAGE with some of the best bands in music.

Highlights: Kinky, Talib Kweli, Black Eyed Peas, Sonic Youth, Thievery Corporation, Blue Man Group, Chilli Peppers

Lowlights: Groove Armada - Just terrible.
The White...
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It's time to pack up the vehicle, pack up a bowl, and head to the desert. That's right ya'll, ColeChilla is upon us. And if there is a lord, he's got a great lineup.

To those of you that will be missing it, I ask..."how?"

Just dropped Gramps at the train station. As always, I'm left with the same empty feeling that it may be the last time I ever see him. Thankfully, I left him smiling.