Gradually recovering from a great drinking session last night. Went to my local with my girlfriend and some mates, spent too much money on the jukebox to piss off the multitude of celebrating football fans with continous Metallica.
Visited my parents today while hungover and got a free fryup and Ruddles English Ale.
Have decided to light the flat up with loads of candles, decapitate a chicken with a rusty fruit knife and summon Lucifer so I can ask for my sanity back which 7 stoned penguins stole from me last year.
Visited my parents today while hungover and got a free fryup and Ruddles English Ale.
Have decided to light the flat up with loads of candles, decapitate a chicken with a rusty fruit knife and summon Lucifer so I can ask for my sanity back which 7 stoned penguins stole from me last year.