maeby

Im back!!!!!!!!!! In one peice and everything.
my friend didnt prepare my room or anything so i get to sleep on the couch and all my shit gets to be in the upstairs living room! score!

How are you my sexies?!

Yes! I found someone to go with me to see Strangers with Candy! Im going to the next showing! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so what if i have to pay him $20 to go.....SO! YOU DONT KNOW ME! YOU DONT KNOW ME!

if anyone ever wanted to buy me anything may i suggest a new pair of contacts for me THESE ONES ARE DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE!!! MY EYES ARE ALL RED AND DISGUSTING AND I LOOK LIKE BALLS FOR WORK LIKE STUPID FUCKING RED EYED BALLS!!! IM DISGUSTING I HATE MYSELF I HOPE I DIE!

they were only a trial pair. heh. only supposed to be...
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work.was.so.boring.
thank god Targets next door....

i wish i had strong legs.
especially at the knees.

I went dancing yesterday. Out there. In the world. with rico sauves and hobags all over the club. it was pretty fun. well...i think it was. i was drunk.

there was one security guy who kept following me and looking at me like he KNEW i had a bomb or something. jeezus.

i gotta say, Albuquerque is NOTHING like Austin. I mean Austin has 6th...
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this all looks so complicated....
head hurts...

i heart mypetskeleton.com
and johnny hollow

makes me wanna bleeeeed
oh wait look at that *gets a tampon*

its been a year since ive had a cell phone

best thousand dollars ive ever saved

That chick on the food network looks like natalie portman with a slightly larger head.

shes making cupcakes...luckeeee

i wish i was married to her

cheap ass papa johns pizza and the incredibles. a bubble bath to come.

aahhh....peace

i wish i was dead.

or a cat.

yeah a cat. they just sleep and eat. that sounds like The Life.
I bet they dont go to shitty interviews.....or do they?
*imagines*