madison

ATTENTION loiterer's and shoppers you have only so many hours left of fetish shopping!!

...please leave your bags at the counter....please don't touch our reach poles....please ask for a dressing room...please do not grab and carry random items with you we can hold them at the counter....please give us your dicarded items so we can put them away in their correct places...please watch your children carefully...please do not plan on returning anything you bought to wear to fridays eventful fashion show.....please be patient with us... you only had a month to shop ahead of time for this...

thank you for your cooperation...and support...we hope we fullfill all your vanity needs...and enjoy your visit to the "insert store name here"

now if we could get started...in an orderly fashion ...this will all be over in no time.......................................... and only minimul volunteers will get hurt.

hope to see some of you's at the show!!
i haven't decided which what not to wear sooo000...............

don't fall asleep or will mutilate your genitals!!!!!!!!!!!!!