madison

HNY.
1994, Left Cleveland for NYC at 4am . ....made it to the outskirts in time to buy some shrooms, and a bag, and take the train into the city, maybe got near the square sometime around 7 pm( maybe but I had eaten some shrooms and time was warped), someone pissed on my shoes, I was politely mugged, I ate a sanwich that made me throw up ( I don't know maybe it was the shrooms). Got arrested for jumping a baracade and spent a couple hours in a holding cell peaking, was released at 11:50, some random completely non passable tranny dude tried to kiss me,(maybe it was a girl, I was still tripping...) never found my friends or their car ( there were no cell phones then, and did I mention shrooms?) called my dad collect to wire money but I had no ID so I had to hassle with the western union asshole, finally got on Grey Hound and made it to Euclid in the early morning of January 3rd or was it late night of the 4th?...12 years later, it's all one fucking day.

What did I learn? STAY AWAY FROM SHROOMS!