All systems gone.
Prepare for down-count.
Five.. four.. three.. one.. off-blast!
1. The All-American Consumer.
2. Sociology + my inarticulate Instructor.
3. I'm feeling bankrupt.
1. It's amazing how much parents will indulge their litter of children to the extreme. I understand providing for them is absolutely necessary, but you do not need to buy every item on the menu they've conveniently deemed 'mine.' I see this kind of crap in the restaurant on a regular basis and often receive the short end of the stick after checks are presented. So, instead of Daddy spending my tip on every single piece of food and dessert listed, why not consider castration to save on food expenses? It's brilliant!
2. I'm beginning to doubt this woman's credentials and my expected dedication to her class. Simple things such as pronunciation, constructing a sentence that does not contain 'um' every other word, and relavence to topics are not her forte. Class discussions consist of her asking a vague question and students giving short answers with no request of elaboraton. She's pretty nice, though.
3. Cell phone bill: $33. Car insurance: $800. An outstanding bill at the college: $293. Internet phone line estimate: $50. Elite.net service: $25. Plus, my father's birthday is this week and my mother's next week. Please, take all my money.
Please note: The video was shown to me by Kestrel and I'm just her promotional lackey.
Prepare for down-count.
Five.. four.. three.. one.. off-blast!
1. The All-American Consumer.
2. Sociology + my inarticulate Instructor.
3. I'm feeling bankrupt.

1. It's amazing how much parents will indulge their litter of children to the extreme. I understand providing for them is absolutely necessary, but you do not need to buy every item on the menu they've conveniently deemed 'mine.' I see this kind of crap in the restaurant on a regular basis and often receive the short end of the stick after checks are presented. So, instead of Daddy spending my tip on every single piece of food and dessert listed, why not consider castration to save on food expenses? It's brilliant!
2. I'm beginning to doubt this woman's credentials and my expected dedication to her class. Simple things such as pronunciation, constructing a sentence that does not contain 'um' every other word, and relavence to topics are not her forte. Class discussions consist of her asking a vague question and students giving short answers with no request of elaboraton. She's pretty nice, though.
3. Cell phone bill: $33. Car insurance: $800. An outstanding bill at the college: $293. Internet phone line estimate: $50. Elite.net service: $25. Plus, my father's birthday is this week and my mother's next week. Please, take all my money.
Please note: The video was shown to me by Kestrel and I'm just her promotional lackey.
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My high school algebra teacher was from China and couldn't speak a lick of English. Poor dear, she tried so hard. Unfortunately we were all failing the class because we couldn't understand her instructions so they had to fire her. She was really sweet. But there were times when she would tell me something and because I couldn't understand her, her patience would tire and she would send me to the counselors office. I never got into trouble, though. It wasn't exactly my fault.
Holy Feces! That is an awesome profile pic. Yes, it has been too long since we've had a good conversation or even said a hello. I don't like it either. Coffee and good conversation, I'll be right over, k?
Dude! I'm so diggin' your profile pic. CUTE!
Cell phone: $209
Insurance: $98
Car loan: $400
School loan: $120
*cries*