Warning: This jounal entry is pretty crap. To alleviate the amount of crapness you're about to endure, I'm pleased to inform you I have introduced the word junk-ass to the English language -- joy!
1. The Roaring Gatsbys.
2. Situation Relation.
3.
4. $.00
There shall be no smiling, smirking, laughing, giggling, and above all, NO joking around. If you think humor should be abolished, paste this sentence in your journal.
1. My good friend is throwing a themed party, and lucky for everyone, she picked 'The Great Gatsby' which is great because there's such an enormous surplus of inexpensive flapper dresses right now. Yes, that was sarcasm.
2. Last night, my very attractive and hetero-flexible friend informed me that she broke up with her long-time boyfriend. You see, we would repeatedly hint at the possibilities if she were not already attached but I never thought she would ditch him. I sincerely hope it had nothing to do with me.
3. While trying to finish my laps around the water track, someone happened to steal my green surfboard. After a few brief interrogations, I concluded it wasnt the obviously questionable MrGreen nor the elusive and tech-handy* Olivia, but rather, it was never mine to begin withlater informed the oddly snarky girl from the Town Frosty. And that, my friends, is how you make an omelette.
4. Cheap Slobs Family: an assistant manager has given me full permission to provide terrible service if I ever come face-to-face with any of you again.
* Evidently, Apple has developed the waterproof iBook.
1. The Roaring Gatsbys.
2. Situation Relation.
3.
4. $.00
There shall be no smiling, smirking, laughing, giggling, and above all, NO joking around. If you think humor should be abolished, paste this sentence in your journal.
1. My good friend is throwing a themed party, and lucky for everyone, she picked 'The Great Gatsby' which is great because there's such an enormous surplus of inexpensive flapper dresses right now. Yes, that was sarcasm.
2. Last night, my very attractive and hetero-flexible friend informed me that she broke up with her long-time boyfriend. You see, we would repeatedly hint at the possibilities if she were not already attached but I never thought she would ditch him. I sincerely hope it had nothing to do with me.
3. While trying to finish my laps around the water track, someone happened to steal my green surfboard. After a few brief interrogations, I concluded it wasnt the obviously questionable MrGreen nor the elusive and tech-handy* Olivia, but rather, it was never mine to begin withlater informed the oddly snarky girl from the Town Frosty. And that, my friends, is how you make an omelette.
4. Cheap Slobs Family: an assistant manager has given me full permission to provide terrible service if I ever come face-to-face with any of you again.
* Evidently, Apple has developed the waterproof iBook.
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pillasco:
update your journal.... ded as rock!
peart:
but why would you need a water proof apple?