madigan

1. SG Anonymous.
2. Dear Parent,
3. Central Valley Psychosis.
4. Hi, I don't care, thanks.

Aimee Mann [ay me man] n. & adj. 1. singer; songwriter; musician 2. brilliant.
transcends [tran sends] v. to go beyond/further than something.
all adj. & pron. everything; everyone.

1. I know this is a subject that's been brought up on this site before so if you happen to identify with the following, please commit it to memory. It's very simple: If you have not made any attempt to get to know me, don't assume I will jump at the opportunity to reply to your e-mail*, friend request, AIM, or journal comment you never left.
2. I really don't think it's cute to let your heathen-child order his own meal -- especially when it will end up on the floor or uneaten. I don't have time for it and you were unphased to my 'obviously annoyed' body language. Letting him finish half of his apple juice before deciding on something we didn't have was not to my advantage, either. Okay, a cheeseburger. Oh, you're asking him again? I guess you weren't being serious the first seven times.
3. Trying to show us up, eh? Nice try, Fresno, but Merced still breeds all the crazies. Then again, you did have Anne Heche wandering around, babbling..
4. Your children are eating for free and I did everything but literally kiss your ass so I guess it was in my best interest for you to stiff me. I'll be sure to let my co-workers know when I see you next Sunday, asshole.

* Note that 'hey i liek persons hit me up so we can get 2 kno u' does not count.