madigan

1. Hello, you are not imagining things.
2. Doesn't 'imagining' just look wrong?
3. Where's Waldo..
4. Boxes.

Now for a brief intermission:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The band.
Didn't they, like, break up in the 70's?
No, jackass. I said Knock Knock.
Oh -- the band.

Exactly.

1. Your computer isn't lying to you, I decided to re-activate my account. Why? Maybe it was sheer boredom or perhaps it was a lapse of insanity. I mean, there's no way it could be that I miss the people here. Pff.
2. No? I guess it's just me. I'll try another angle. Hm. Angle. A-N-G-L-E..
3. In the two months I disappeared, I went on a desert safari in the KwaZulu-Natal province of South Africa to hunt lions, tigers, and speds -- oh my. I obviously live an exciting life. Actually, that's a lie. KwaZulu-Natal is a subtropical coastline. Talk about gullible. Er, yeah. I Just work and there's no school yet 'cause I'm still waiting for the new semester -- in addition to watching the grass grow.
4. I should live in one like Jean-Michel Basquiat. Then I would sell my paintings for ten thousand rand.* But for now I'm using them to move back into town this week.


* Rand = South African Currency