Some bitter hag almost had my car towed tonight. I ought to remove her fucking knee caps with a spoon.
(Because it's dull, you twit.)
STORY TIME:
Once upon a yestermoon, there was a girl who's best friend had a house right across from a little building + parking lot. The lot had served to everyone until the building was rented out to a law woman whom people soon learned was a BITTER HAG. She painted all the parking markers as 'reserved' and cars were towed away weekly -- everyone wished a public flogging on the bitch. One day, little Reagan parked there after 5:00pm and the dynamic duo ran outside to the sound of a car alarm and big tow truck getting ready to haul her wheels off! The big bad FUCKING WHORE drove by, saw the car, and called them to tow it away. Luckily, the guy who had to do this numerous times sympathized with them and let her car go.
The End.
(Because it's dull, you twit.)
STORY TIME:
Once upon a yestermoon, there was a girl who's best friend had a house right across from a little building + parking lot. The lot had served to everyone until the building was rented out to a law woman whom people soon learned was a BITTER HAG. She painted all the parking markers as 'reserved' and cars were towed away weekly -- everyone wished a public flogging on the bitch. One day, little Reagan parked there after 5:00pm and the dynamic duo ran outside to the sound of a car alarm and big tow truck getting ready to haul her wheels off! The big bad FUCKING WHORE drove by, saw the car, and called them to tow it away. Luckily, the guy who had to do this numerous times sympathized with them and let her car go.
The End.
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hugs and deep sorrys
GPK
Then eat them.
Mmmmm, eyeballs.