Wednesday Oct 29, 2003

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker:

> I still want to be Huck Finn for Halloween.
> You must've been a bottle of wine in your past life 'cause it's taking you an awfully long time to mature. Ba-dum-pa!
> No matter how fun you try to make them sound, I will always hate phones.
> I don't fucking sleep. Ever.
> In regards to making a conscious effort to be nice, I will say that Sicily is oh-so pretty. See? I didn't even mention what a 'tard she is.
> I want more music.
> I really want an iPod.
> Must resist temptations.
> I now own Killer Klowns From Outer Space on DVD. Envy me.
> "Excuse me, Flo?"

Sincerely,
Catastrophe Waitress

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Answer: hope
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Riddle me this:

To those within the dungeon
I am joy
To those fully beneath my gaze
I can be hell.
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deadbeatz:
hey whut happenin? nah really doh... just wanted to say hello yo from your neighborly peer-sahn to the north in the MO'(desto) ... I used to live/work in Merced .. back in '97 - '99 .. I lived in the Villages by the Mall .. I know .. I know .. who in Merced hasn't it seems like.. anyway .. I'd like to shoot the shit sometime if ya likes,... hit me up whenever,,

bye }:?>
almostfamous:
Flo is one sexy bitch. There's a place near me that needs a waitress right now, do you think she would be interested. I'd love to eat at Flo's.

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