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On today's week in review:

1. Influenza: Microscopic Ass-Kicking.
2. Christmas and Why I Hate It.
3. Tipping: Dear Non-Europeans..
4. Oops -- Insert Foot In Mouth.
5. Pictures Of Success.

So let's get this show on the road 'cause I have to keep your attention for five minutes and I don't have any shiny objects, you furry bastard.

1. I still have a cold...
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zgrat:
mmmm.... eggnog.... gotta stop by the store now... and i like your profile pic. you look cute in it

[Edited on Dec 11, 2003 8:58PM]
varzadium:
Please update. !
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My:

..right wisdom tooth is coming in. Great.
..current guilty pleasure is the Britney + Madonna video.
..hair is now a more natural red. I dig.
..hands are like ice, as usual.

And I:

..am getting sick. Great.
..had a nightmare about work yesterday morning.
..made good tips even though people were cheap -- 'tis the season.
..need to buy gifts.
..hate Christmas.
..changed my...
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nonsequitur:
i lurveeeee your ani d pics!! i just saw them. shame on me.
crispy:
smile
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'In THAT direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, 'lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.

'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'

'How do you know I'm...
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thefuckoffkid:
You. *poke* Keep an eye out for me.
trismegistus:
hey reagtard,

did you get that special douche i sent sicily?
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What lingered after them was not life, which always overcomes natural death, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself. Her brain going dim to all else, but flaming up in precise points of pain, personal injury, lost dreams.

The Virgin Suicides
_____________________...
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trismegistus:
i need to go to bed. like, right now. i think this is the most i've been on SG in one day. i asked fourteen questions on sicitard's thread. i feel like a big fucking loser.

of course you wouldn't know anything about that, would you dear. kiss
edc:
I played with my sack of loving all night...

Now it is all gone frown

edc
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Some bitter hag almost had my car towed tonight. I ought to remove her fucking knee caps with a spoon.

(Because it's dull, you twit.)

STORY TIME:

Once upon a yestermoon, there was a girl who's best friend had a house right across from a little building + parking lot. The lot had served to everyone until the building was rented out to a law...
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jasonxstar:
Im soooooooo sorry,i drank a little that night im stupid,sooo stupid please forgive me frown
hugs and deep sorrys
GPK
ophelia:
I always find it's better to just poke out people's eyes with a spoon.
Then eat them.
Mmmmm, eyeballs.
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Yesterday morning started off bright and early -- 4:45am to be fucking exact. Good thing it was my last day at the bagel shop. Driving into town, I see: a dead cow, raccoon, opussum, skunk, and various remnants of critters mashed into the pavement. Aaah, I love death in the morning. Yeah. It got insane, as usual, and of course customers were at an all-time...
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ltrain:
MISS REAGAN theeee ANIMAL...

I forgot mention... HITLER liked more then being pee'd on .. he liked it when girls shat on his face! get your history right. tongue
More on the brilliant mind of Hitler some other day. My day has been eventful. I walked the mountain, ate some food and did some laundry. Wow! How cool am I????
See what happens when you have drunk conversations, I don't remember what I was gonna butcher your journal with.... confused
Well I'll think of it later... Hope you had a nice day off in "town"! tongue

with huff, i mean liff,
ltrainpuke
hunginn:
I've been around, sort of, just haven't updated. If I had, it'd just be all that angsty crap that really should be put on LiveJournal if I cared to have one. wink tongue
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UPDATE:

The dress is mine.

You can all live.

skull

Three words: Amazon Wish List tongue
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jj_r0x0rz:
hehe nice dress girlie! haha i don't wear dresses much but yay!
pocketrocket:
hey i got caught taking pictures...........i ran like a lil kid, being chased by a frantic 75 year old man with a broom....the pix are awful too. i have to go back.
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There was a centipede crawling across the bathroom floor.

I placed it in the toilet and watched it drown.
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sqook:
die centipede, die.

http://www.warprecords.com/?mart=WARP114 <-- Plaid, in case you were curious. They have sound snippits you can download.
sicily:
that centipede came from my ass as a very special early christmas present. it's still lurking in the toilet, just waiting to embed its creepy little feelers in your tender bits! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! the pirate centipede YAR MATEY! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
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Fly away, sweet bird of prey:

> Pita chips = yum.
> Re-designing tattoo idea.
> Still need to start painting. Soon.
> No snarky customers this week ..please?
> Hoo-ray for mix CDs!
> Special people need special attention. Or is it education?
> My hands are so very cold.
> My attempts at being nice are failing.
> Septum is gone. I hear...
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jasonxstar:
i haven't had time to talk to you since i came back but i just want to let you know i really lurvvvvveeeeee you so much, kiss kiss kiss
your lovable pet GPK
toniccereal:
no new art to post, i'm workin really hard on some portraits for my class. They look awesome. I'm doing good, just a little sick, it sucks. I haven't heard from you in so long. I miss you. I miss poking you. tongue IM me some time. k.
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THE FINE PRINT:

> Halloween was pretty lame but at least I dressed up.
> I want to be Flo every day.
> I still need to watch the movies.
> New jewelry for the septum but I'm not sure if I want to keep the piercing. Heal, motherfucker.
> No work tomorrow!
> Is Sicily still in the bathroom? Someone better make sure she's...
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trismegistus:
Here's a cute little story for you, dearest Reagtard.

As you know, I was in Minneapolis this weekend getting married and laid, not in that order. Amid the chaos I met my mother-in-law Nancy, a.k.a. Fancy Nance, who lives in a house with two of her sisters and one unrelated older guy that rents the room upstairs. I had the extreme pleasure of meeting this upstairs boarder. He speaks with an indecipherable accent, is in a perpetual drugged-smile daze, and was introduced to me as a Hare Krishna. His name?

M e r c e d. surreal

And piercing like a laser through the dense fog of this weekend's madness came the connection - the instantaneous connection between this dumpy, middle-aged loser before me- and another dumpy, youngish loser - my darling little Reagan.

You know I heart ya. kiss

In health news... my body is sore in multiple places from the frequency and variety of fucking that took place this past weekend. But please do not shed a tear for me, dear Reagan; I will be all right in a couple of days. whatever

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theanimal777:
i would leave flo a tip
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker:

> I still want to be Huck Finn for Halloween.
> You must've been a bottle of wine in your past life 'cause it's taking you an awfully long time to mature. Ba-dum-pa!
> No matter how fun you try to make them sound, I will always hate phones.
> I don't fucking sleep. Ever.
> In regards to making...
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deadbeatz:
hey whut happenin? nah really doh... just wanted to say hello yo from your neighborly peer-sahn to the north in the MO'(desto) ... I used to live/work in Merced .. back in '97 - '99 .. I lived in the Villages by the Mall .. I know .. I know .. who in Merced hasn't it seems like.. anyway .. I'd like to shoot the shit sometime if ya likes,... hit me up whenever,,

bye }:?>
almostfamous:
Flo is one sexy bitch. There's a place near me that needs a waitress right now, do you think she would be interested. I'd love to eat at Flo's.
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Update time! Let's all go lay down on the colored mats, now.

> I still can't stop talking about the grandeur of Rasputina and Bonfire Madigan. I want to learn how to play the cello.
> Tomorrow I will see Ani DiFranco.
> I will begin painting again very soon. One of the SG's will be the subject.
> Twwly is undeniably gorgeous.
> The...
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crispy:
kiss
nonchalant:
Girl bands

Check out Rachael Yamagata
Denali
Midnight Movies
Mates Of State
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Velocity Girl
Beth Orton
Portishead

Girl movies

All Over Me
Lost And Delirious
Gas Food Lodging
Thirteen
Guenivere

you seem very cool so I had to put my two cents in.
you probably know all about these things.
Thank you for the Tunnel pic. I do miss the bay.