madi

The insanity is abundant today, and I drank far too much coffee, now my tummy hurts.

So I'm having this dream.... that my ex is out of jail and he's sitting next to me at this bar.
He looks at me and says, "Hi, I'm back."
So then I wake up, look over at the phone.
It rings.
Its him.
He says "Hi, I'm back"
I'm still in shock.
This is true.

i got the job at walmart. Assistant department manager in the crafts section. *yipppie*
And I put up a new folder of pics they do work, just open the slide show, enjoy. xoxoxxoxo...

So I got an interview at walmart for a night (3rd) job. *sigh* Money sucks. I don't mind working but putting a number on a piece of paper to measure your worth, just makes me sick. Sombody gave me a bunch of methadone pills. I sniffed one, I flushed the rest. I liked that feeling wayyyy to much. I'm not going down the road again....
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they...
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DJ Cube

Head over to BlackboxxRadio.com Tuesday night, Feb. 13th from 9pm - Midnight as Kryptik and DJ Cubed once again take over the internet airwaves!!
We'll also be having a special contest this episode which we're calling "Date the DJ," due to the fact that it's the night before Valentines day. That's right ladies, Valentine's day is two days away and Cubed is yet...
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My head is so full and I can't get it out
These words are so petty; all I can do is vomit them onto this screen through little black buttons. My finger tips are electric and my body is hot, memories of alien worlds and horrors to magnificent to explain, skies filled with a dozen moons of silver and blue, twisted sexes, suicidal fetuses, I...
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