Let's see what to spout about in today's update...
1: I am in a class called Effective Leadership and Advocacy in school. Basically it's poly sci lite, teaching you how to be a lobbyist and a leader, etc. Tomorrow there is a formal dinner we have to attend to prove we know how to eat in public. No problem, I've fucking thrown formal dinners, have my own china, know what fork to use, etc. Tonight I get an email informing us that we need a suit or sportcoat for the dinner. Less than 24hrs prior to the event. I don't own a suit, I rent them if I need them because I can't afford a good suit right now and I refuse to buy a cheap one. My one remainign sport coat is untailored and looks like it came from 1977. It's brown and awful. Given my choices, I just gave up and I've thrown together some awful retro looking outift, that combined with rose tinted glasses will make me either look like a villian from Startsky and Hutch, or Tyler Durden.
2: This provides me with a good segue into topic 2...I have my halloween costume down for a party on Friday. I'm going as the Narrator from Fight Club, and my friend will go as Tyler Durden. We already own the clothes, so we just need to buy some fake blood and makeup for bruising. It will be great. We'll make sure that neither one of us is in the same room at the same time, I'll run around asking people if they've seen Tyler, and he'll probably end up fucking the girl that I'm interested in.
3: Segue into number three: I know that I'm supposed to be an adult and have functioning balls and all that shit, but for the life of me I don't know how to tell a girl I'm friends with that I'd like to be more than friends. ARGH.
4: I picked up a few CDs today, Interpol's Antics, Blood Brothers Crimes, and Chevelle's This Thinking Could Do Us In. All three rock, thats my review.
1: I am in a class called Effective Leadership and Advocacy in school. Basically it's poly sci lite, teaching you how to be a lobbyist and a leader, etc. Tomorrow there is a formal dinner we have to attend to prove we know how to eat in public. No problem, I've fucking thrown formal dinners, have my own china, know what fork to use, etc. Tonight I get an email informing us that we need a suit or sportcoat for the dinner. Less than 24hrs prior to the event. I don't own a suit, I rent them if I need them because I can't afford a good suit right now and I refuse to buy a cheap one. My one remainign sport coat is untailored and looks like it came from 1977. It's brown and awful. Given my choices, I just gave up and I've thrown together some awful retro looking outift, that combined with rose tinted glasses will make me either look like a villian from Startsky and Hutch, or Tyler Durden.
2: This provides me with a good segue into topic 2...I have my halloween costume down for a party on Friday. I'm going as the Narrator from Fight Club, and my friend will go as Tyler Durden. We already own the clothes, so we just need to buy some fake blood and makeup for bruising. It will be great. We'll make sure that neither one of us is in the same room at the same time, I'll run around asking people if they've seen Tyler, and he'll probably end up fucking the girl that I'm interested in.
3: Segue into number three: I know that I'm supposed to be an adult and have functioning balls and all that shit, but for the life of me I don't know how to tell a girl I'm friends with that I'd like to be more than friends. ARGH.
4: I picked up a few CDs today, Interpol's Antics, Blood Brothers Crimes, and Chevelle's This Thinking Could Do Us In. All three rock, thats my review.
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industrialpet:
just say hey baby wanna make babies? no don't say that i was just joking honest! 
catherinewheel69:
hey! did you catch last nights Ministry show? I thought it was fucking great. 