Ok. Insight into the male psyche time. Every guy has his favorite article of clothing, both shirt and pants. It is 'that shirt' to him, or 'those pants'. These are holy and sacred objects to him. If worn individually, they bring a sense of comfort and familiarity. If they somehow match enough to be paired together in any way, he feels invincible.
That being said, tonight marks a time of mourning for me as my favorite pair of pants have been ruined by my own stupidity. I threw them in the wash with a pen in the pocket and now there are large black blights upon the leg. It's like my pants have melanoma. I have a Y chromosone, the principles of laundry and related things like ironing evade me. I have a lab coat that I'm supposed to wear to the professional training classes and it looks like I had a run in with a steam roller. My friends are the same way, I swear two of them have matching sauce stains on their coats. It's like the gravy train derailed as it pulled into the station.
My favorite T-shirt is also in the wash, and if some unholy god fucks with the cycle and my Nixon shirt comes out ruined I swear I'm going on a goddamn rampage.
That being said, tonight marks a time of mourning for me as my favorite pair of pants have been ruined by my own stupidity. I threw them in the wash with a pen in the pocket and now there are large black blights upon the leg. It's like my pants have melanoma. I have a Y chromosone, the principles of laundry and related things like ironing evade me. I have a lab coat that I'm supposed to wear to the professional training classes and it looks like I had a run in with a steam roller. My friends are the same way, I swear two of them have matching sauce stains on their coats. It's like the gravy train derailed as it pulled into the station.
My favorite T-shirt is also in the wash, and if some unholy god fucks with the cycle and my Nixon shirt comes out ruined I swear I'm going on a goddamn rampage.
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Right now I'm on campus pretending to do work before going to some retro roller skating rink party later tonight. For some reason I'm utterly convinced it's going to be like the movie Rollerball, even though I know this isn't possible.
The KMFDM show isn't till November so you've got some time if you want to reconsider.
Bah to normalicy I say. My ex wouldn't even turn on the lights, so I don't think chains would have been acceptable.