IM transcript from work today 
Names changed for no good reason, other than you not bothering my friend Josh (he doesn't get enough work done as it is!) Feel free to bother me anytime. links added for fun and profit!
(17:08:03) Josh: http://www.solardeathray.com/index.html
(17:11:00) Me: nice... I've heard of that
(17:12:46) Me: "The fumes from molten plastic can't be good either"
(17:13:11) Me: "Warning! Don't be Stupid!"
(17:13:31) Josh: heheheh
(17:13:33) Josh: yeah
(17:13:51) Me: "The final product is so utterly spoiled that I doubt I could squeeze out a single free hour of AOL 9.0 Optimized."
(17:14:15) Josh: hahahahah
(17:14:56) Me: "There wasn't much else to do but poke at it with a small "science stick." As you can see, the melted surface layers were goo"
(17:15:09) Josh: science sticks rule
(17:15:25) Me: dude, I totally already knew that!
(17:15:40) Josh: hahaha
(17:18:42) Me: I attached a hunk of my jeans to the Solar Death Ray and let nature take it's course. Well, it wasn't really nature, more like technology.
(17:18:50) Me: rofl
(17:18:53) Josh: hahahahahah
(17:19:01) Me: I am soooo contributing money when I get a raise
(17:19:15) Josh: hahaha, we need one of these things
(17:20:06) Josh: Frustrated with the lack of massive destruction, I started to look around the area for a rock. I figured if I couldn't melt the phone I could at least smash it up.
(17:20:28) Me: we need it for burning man
(17:20:32) Josh: hehehe
(17:20:59) Me: bring stuff to burn at solar death ray camp!
(17:21:40) Me: I soooo need one of those
(17:21:44) Josh: yeah
(17:21:45) Josh: seriously
(17:22:22) Me: man, that raise can't come soon enough
(17:22:50) Josh: "so what did you do with the money from your raise?" "death ray."
Bonus!
Pt. 2. I don't communicate well. Me fail inglish, that's unpossible? I have changed this persons name to Napila (Nice Awake Person I Likely Annoyed)
(2:08:21 AM) Me: hey
(2:08:40 AM) Napila: hello
(2:08:58 AM) Me: nice font. dark. small.
(2:09:17 AM) Me: I am Maddog_Hoek on SG
(2:09:48 AM) Me: I was a bit weirded out, for the first time in as long as I can remember I had nobody online that I had ever talked to
(2:10:12 AM) Me: empty buddy list minus a few SG's I added that I have marked as interesting
(2:11:06 AM) Me: weird, right?
(2:11:28 AM) Napila: uhm i guess?
(2:11:57 AM) Me: I dunno, I'm a software guy... it just, has never happened in as long as I can remember
(2:12:14 AM) Me: I've got 134/138 id's offline
(2:12:32 AM) Me: I maybe see 50 of em online on a regular basis
(2:12:45 AM) Me: many who leave it up as something besides emails
(2:13:28 AM) Napila: oh
(2:14:26 AM) Me: sorry. call it weird, or whatever, I'm not saying it isn't weird, just surprised me.
(2:15:23 AM) Me: I mean, I just came back from showing some friends 1 heart huckabees for their first time, and you can't help but run through some thoughts of isolation n stuff, ya know?
(2:15:44 AM) Me: er, I
(2:21:25 AM) Napila: uhh?
(2:21:31 AM) Napila: you are confusing
(2:21:42 AM) Me: sure. I accept that
(2:22:20 AM) Me: good movie... I take it you haven't seen it?
(2:22:31 AM) Me: prolly the best one I've seen this year
(2:22:42 AM) Me: in a long time, for sure
(2:23:13 AM) Napila: no i havent seen it
(2:26:59 AM) Me: Have you seen any of the Wes Anderson movies, it has kind of a feel like one of his
(2:27:31 AM) Napila: i dont know, i dont pay attention to who makes movies. it's not important to me...
(2:28:07 AM) Me: Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore
(2:28:17 AM) Napila: never seen any of em
(2:28:26 AM) Me: right on.
(2:32:43 AM) Me: sorry if I've wasted your time
Names changed for no good reason, other than you not bothering my friend Josh (he doesn't get enough work done as it is!) Feel free to bother me anytime. links added for fun and profit!
(17:08:03) Josh: http://www.solardeathray.com/index.html
(17:11:00) Me: nice... I've heard of that
(17:12:46) Me: "The fumes from molten plastic can't be good either"
(17:13:11) Me: "Warning! Don't be Stupid!"
(17:13:31) Josh: heheheh
(17:13:33) Josh: yeah
(17:13:51) Me: "The final product is so utterly spoiled that I doubt I could squeeze out a single free hour of AOL 9.0 Optimized."
(17:14:15) Josh: hahahahah
(17:14:56) Me: "There wasn't much else to do but poke at it with a small "science stick." As you can see, the melted surface layers were goo"
(17:15:09) Josh: science sticks rule
(17:15:25) Me: dude, I totally already knew that!
(17:15:40) Josh: hahaha
(17:18:42) Me: I attached a hunk of my jeans to the Solar Death Ray and let nature take it's course. Well, it wasn't really nature, more like technology.
(17:18:50) Me: rofl
(17:18:53) Josh: hahahahahah
(17:19:01) Me: I am soooo contributing money when I get a raise
(17:19:15) Josh: hahaha, we need one of these things
(17:20:06) Josh: Frustrated with the lack of massive destruction, I started to look around the area for a rock. I figured if I couldn't melt the phone I could at least smash it up.
(17:20:28) Me: we need it for burning man
(17:20:32) Josh: hehehe
(17:20:59) Me: bring stuff to burn at solar death ray camp!
(17:21:40) Me: I soooo need one of those
(17:21:44) Josh: yeah
(17:21:45) Josh: seriously
(17:22:22) Me: man, that raise can't come soon enough
(17:22:50) Josh: "so what did you do with the money from your raise?" "death ray."
Bonus!
Pt. 2. I don't communicate well. Me fail inglish, that's unpossible? I have changed this persons name to Napila (Nice Awake Person I Likely Annoyed)
(2:08:21 AM) Me: hey
(2:08:40 AM) Napila: hello
(2:08:58 AM) Me: nice font. dark. small.
(2:09:17 AM) Me: I am Maddog_Hoek on SG
(2:09:48 AM) Me: I was a bit weirded out, for the first time in as long as I can remember I had nobody online that I had ever talked to
(2:10:12 AM) Me: empty buddy list minus a few SG's I added that I have marked as interesting
(2:11:06 AM) Me: weird, right?
(2:11:28 AM) Napila: uhm i guess?
(2:11:57 AM) Me: I dunno, I'm a software guy... it just, has never happened in as long as I can remember
(2:12:14 AM) Me: I've got 134/138 id's offline
(2:12:32 AM) Me: I maybe see 50 of em online on a regular basis
(2:12:45 AM) Me: many who leave it up as something besides emails
(2:13:28 AM) Napila: oh
(2:14:26 AM) Me: sorry. call it weird, or whatever, I'm not saying it isn't weird, just surprised me.
(2:15:23 AM) Me: I mean, I just came back from showing some friends 1 heart huckabees for their first time, and you can't help but run through some thoughts of isolation n stuff, ya know?
(2:15:44 AM) Me: er, I
(2:21:25 AM) Napila: uhh?
(2:21:31 AM) Napila: you are confusing
(2:21:42 AM) Me: sure. I accept that
(2:22:20 AM) Me: good movie... I take it you haven't seen it?
(2:22:31 AM) Me: prolly the best one I've seen this year
(2:22:42 AM) Me: in a long time, for sure
(2:23:13 AM) Napila: no i havent seen it
(2:26:59 AM) Me: Have you seen any of the Wes Anderson movies, it has kind of a feel like one of his
(2:27:31 AM) Napila: i dont know, i dont pay attention to who makes movies. it's not important to me...
(2:28:07 AM) Me: Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore
(2:28:17 AM) Napila: never seen any of em
(2:28:26 AM) Me: right on.
(2:32:43 AM) Me: sorry if I've wasted your time
strongmad:
Tomorrow I'm planning to kick a bucket.
calvinbrookfield:
I Heart Huckabees was really great. I'm surprised it didn't get more attention.