I had a break down in judgement and took a playmate to IKEA, despite the fact that Fight Club is one of my favourite movies. I resisted the temptation to be a complete consumer and buy all the neat shit on display, I did buy martini glasses and wooden coat hangers, I'm so metro at times. I bought my friend a plant that we named Jorge. The .50 cent hot dog was crappy and it will be a long time before I return, plus it is really difficult to break into a car with a wooden coat hanger 