madatalice

Last night I almost died................laughing. My best friend and I were visiting my brother in shitty west sac where apparently every single grocery store, EVEN THE 24 HOUR ONES, closes at 11. So we asked a cop (I find them very approachable) where I could find some soda, popcorn and Icecream for our movie night. His best suggestion was to try a quicky-mart. Off we went to this said mart of quickness.
Looking around, we decide on liter of Dr.Pepper, and a liter of diet something or other for my bro. I'm looking in the icecream case when I hear a thick indian accent yelling..."WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" and "YOU MUST LEAVE MY STORE NOW." I look around and see a woman hunched over the counter doing something wierd. As we make our way over to the counter, the plea's for this woman to leave contunue. At the register I get a good look. She is clearly strung out and is eating Jalepenos and licking a napkin. One of the three men behind the counter looked at me and said in an irritated (and heavily indian) voice, "She ate all the hotdogs..... and all the jalepenos." One of the other men and sarah and I all burst out laughing. Then she started grunting and looked toward me. She worked her way between Sarah and I ( TOTALLY CREEPY) and tried to get behind the counter. The cops finally arived and we made our exit. I will never leave the house again if I go to west sac.