Just got back from GA and loved hanging in Covington.
Wrote a little tribute to my favorite VD character and it goes something like this:
Ode to Saltzman
-The sight of you every thursday makes me want to swoon
-And I love that you don't get all wolfy at the sight of a full moon
-Is it too forward of me to keep
-Dreaming of a day where I can ride you to sleep
-The thought of you between my thighs
-With that tempting mouth and those gorgeous eyes
-I relish the thought of us getting frisky
-Cause I'd love to be your bottle of whiskey
-I tingle all over from head to toe
-When I fantasize about you below
-I'll stop strumming along with this guitar pick
-If you promise to be my Alaric
-The touch of you, the feel of you, the smell of you I'd savor
-If you'd only do me this favor
-Take control and show me how to feel
-When I strive to please you while I kneel
-A daunting challenge I'd gladly take
-If a private student out of me you'd make
-In you as a history teacher I'd indulge
-If you'd let me win the Battle of the Bulge
-On the bed, on the floor, against a wall, against the door
-Say you want me, don't say no
-Or bat shit crazy, I might go
-My fingers only go so far
-So tonight I'll wish upon a star
-That from so much sexing I'll be sick
-And it will all be due to my Alaric
-For you I'd wear my best lingerie
-Just whisper in my ear a place, time, and day
-I'll bring you to an ecstasy made for two
-And when you say "come for me", That's what I'll do
-Your a fan girls dream come true
-And I promise I'll definitely please you too
-I'd get down on my knees I'd let you tie me up
-But there's no way I'd pull a 2 girls and 1 cup
-If your down then tell me you want to try
-Cause believe it or not, I'm really quite shy
-Until then I will wait for the gesture
-That lets my Jane Eyre meet your Mr. Rochester
-I'd let you take up a permanent residence in my personal space
-As long as every night of the week I'd get to see your "O" face
-Mr Saltzman is the character that I truly adore
-So take the Salvatores and shove em, they ain't workin here no more
Wrote a little tribute to my favorite VD character and it goes something like this:
Ode to Saltzman
-The sight of you every thursday makes me want to swoon
-And I love that you don't get all wolfy at the sight of a full moon
-Is it too forward of me to keep
-Dreaming of a day where I can ride you to sleep
-The thought of you between my thighs
-With that tempting mouth and those gorgeous eyes
-I relish the thought of us getting frisky
-Cause I'd love to be your bottle of whiskey
-I tingle all over from head to toe
-When I fantasize about you below
-I'll stop strumming along with this guitar pick
-If you promise to be my Alaric
-The touch of you, the feel of you, the smell of you I'd savor
-If you'd only do me this favor
-Take control and show me how to feel
-When I strive to please you while I kneel
-A daunting challenge I'd gladly take
-If a private student out of me you'd make
-In you as a history teacher I'd indulge
-If you'd let me win the Battle of the Bulge
-On the bed, on the floor, against a wall, against the door
-Say you want me, don't say no
-Or bat shit crazy, I might go
-My fingers only go so far
-So tonight I'll wish upon a star
-That from so much sexing I'll be sick
-And it will all be due to my Alaric
-For you I'd wear my best lingerie
-Just whisper in my ear a place, time, and day
-I'll bring you to an ecstasy made for two
-And when you say "come for me", That's what I'll do
-Your a fan girls dream come true
-And I promise I'll definitely please you too
-I'd get down on my knees I'd let you tie me up
-But there's no way I'd pull a 2 girls and 1 cup
-If your down then tell me you want to try
-Cause believe it or not, I'm really quite shy
-Until then I will wait for the gesture
-That lets my Jane Eyre meet your Mr. Rochester
-I'd let you take up a permanent residence in my personal space
-As long as every night of the week I'd get to see your "O" face
-Mr Saltzman is the character that I truly adore
-So take the Salvatores and shove em, they ain't workin here no more