madamedevour

god you know when you are a little kid and you see 'day of the dead' for the first time...how the images stick with you..the whole gut ripping zombie killer dilema. well yeah...

today was kinda of like that...the end of it atleast..it was a good day went and met up with this fella Nox..met him at barton springs..with my friend lauren, it went sweelll...but lets get to the forever haunting part.

okay well me and lauren are heading back home and we have the radio on to some crappy station...just blahing out..and she looks over and sees this red floppy thing, kinda reminded me of a dildo...and we look up and its a FUCKING PENIS.....A FRREGGING PENIS and he keeps riding R ass bumper..and driving beside us...it felt like a drive by shooting, instead of bullets it was ...yeah, not bullets...god, he followed us a good 30mins..and then finally scampered off to his crack hole apartement place...
now everyone...is this a fetish, i hear it is...and guys do you reallly get pleasure from it...im so going to be anti-dicking throwin...i may be lesiban for good. seriously, imagine it, womens stuff is all up in us, and guys well it hangs and it touches every little damn detail.

god save the children

Q: wheres the weirdest place you've masterbated...

oh and yes lauren sex please... i love you.